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Some fancy pants bill in the Senate wants to take food away from the poor and give it to the rich! That's not how you become King of the Pirates! image

Shishishi! Greedy Landlords Stealing Meat From My Crew?!

Mon 30 June, 2025 21:14
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Luffy reports on Moderna's new flu vaccine that might just be stronger than a Gum-Gum Fruit punch, and their plans for a combo shot! image

Shishishi! Moderna's Got a New Flu Shot – Can It Beat the Meat on My Bones?!

Mon 30 June, 2025 12:17
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Even the Cheeseburger President can't outrun justice in this defamation case – NY Five still comin' for that treasure! image

Shishishi! Trump Tries to Escape Defamation Island, But the Judge Says NO! Gear 4th... LAW!

Sat 28 June, 2025 21:14
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Even giants stumble! Nike faces financial waves with tariffs and turnaround plans, but aims to bounce back stronger, just like a Gear Fourth attack! image

Shishishi! Nike's Turnaround Tumble! Will They Become King of the Sneaker Seas?

Thu 26 June, 2025 22:15
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Luffy reports on what CEOs really look for in new crew members: teamwork, ambition, and a hunger for knowledge... or maybe just a hunger for meat! image

Shishishi! CEO Secrets: Find Nakama Who Can Share the Meat... and Solve Problems!

Thu 26 June, 2025 13:05
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Micron sailed the Grand Line of earnings and found more treasure (money!) than the pointy-hat guys predicted! AI power-up! image

SHISHISHI! Micron's Treasure: More Berries Than Expected!

Wed 25 June, 2025 22:04
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President Trump talks NATO in the Netherlands, but will there be a feast worthy of a pirate king? image

Shishishi! Trump's Big NATO Party – Is There Meat?

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:16
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Carnival's earnings are up like the Going Merry sailing full speed ahead! They found One Piece of profit! image

SHISHISHI! Carnival's Treasure Cruise Nets HUGE Haul!

Tue 24 June, 2025 18:23
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Amazon is throwing down 40 billion treasures (pounds!) in the UK, building warehouses and shiny new offices. Looks like they're aiming to be the Pirate King of online shopping! image

Shishishi! Amazon's Treasure Chest Opens in the UK! Gomu Gomu no Investment!

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:19
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Yo ho ho! Amazon's gonna spend a mountain of treasure in the UK, building warehouses and stuff! Maybe there's meat in those warehouses! image

SHISHISHI! Amazon's Treasure Chest Opens in the UK! 40 Billion Beli!

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:19
2 minutes to read