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Master Yoda dispenses wisdom on weathering market volatility, echoing Suze Orman's call to stay the course and resist emotional investment decisions. A Jedi's guide to financial peace, this is! image

Panic You Must Not! Stock Market Woes, Ignore You Should!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 16:21
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Kimbal Musk criticizes Trump's tariffs, creating tension within the Musk family and impacting Tesla's stock. A disturbance in the Force, it is! image

Musk Family Feud! Tariffs Cause Turbulence in the Force?

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:22
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European defense stocks face turbulence amidst global market downturn and Trump's trade policies, but experts see long-term growth potential. A great disturbance in the Force, there is. image

Stock Market Jitters! European Defense Giants Wobble, Will They Fall?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 12:02
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In a week of market turmoil fueled by tariff wars, Berkshire Hathaway stands strong, a beacon of stability amidst the chaos, while Buffett denies market manipulation rumors. image

Buffett's Empire Strikes Back! S&P 500 Trembles!

Sun 06 April, 2025 11:11
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The Treasury Department has set a new deadline for businesses to report beneficial ownership information, causing confusion and potential penalties if not heeded. Beware, young Padawans, the Force is complex. image

Beneficial Ownership Info Deadline Extended! A Trap, Or a Chance to Avoid the Dark Side?

Thu 20 February, 2025 19:02
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Venture capitalists are betting big on Bitcoin startups, with pre-seed deals soaring even as overall funding faces headwinds. A new hope for the blockchain is here, hmm? image

Bitcoin Mania Strikes Back! Is This the Startup Awakening You've Been Waiting For?

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:30
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President Trump Prepares to Unleash a Barrage of New Tariffs, Leaving Trade Partners in Disarray and the Global Economy on Edge. Uncertainty, a Constant Companion, Remains. image

Tariffs! A Trade War is Coming, Feel the Disturbance in the Force?

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:54
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Amidst tariff turmoil and market jitters, former President Trump urges Fed Chair Powell to slash interest rates, a familiar tune echoing from the political galaxy. image

Jerome, Cut Those Rates You Must! Trump's Plea Echoes in the Force!

Fri 04 April, 2025 18:22
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Norway's $1.8 trillion sovereign wealth fund faces pressure to invest in defense firms, challenging ethical guidelines amid global security concerns and soaring defense stocks. image

Invest in War Machines, Norway Must? A Fortune, Ethical Quandaries, or Hypocrisy It Is!

Wed 02 April, 2025 08:24
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SpaceX, ULA, and Blue Origin snag massive contracts from the U.S. Space Force, but SpaceX takes the lion's share, leaving competitors scrambling, hmm? image

Space Race Victory! Musk's SpaceX Dominates Pentagon's $13.5 Billion Rocket Launch Bonanza!

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:58
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