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Boeing shows signs of recovery with increased 737 Max production and narrowed losses, but challenges persist, hmm? image

Boeing's Back! Or Is It? A Jedi Master's Take on the Jet Maker's Flight Path!

Wed 23 April, 2025 12:19
3 minutes to read

Instagram launches 'Edits,' a video creation app, mirroring TikTok's CapCut, amidst uncertainty surrounding TikTok's future in the US. image

Instagram's New Edits App! A TikTok Killer in Disguise?

Tue 22 April, 2025 16:30
2 minutes to read

To avoid steep U.S. tariffs, Vietnam's trade ministry is cracking down on illegal transshipment of goods, especially those originating from China, trying to avoid the Empire's (err, U.S.) wrath. image

Vietnam's Trade Crackdown! Dodge US Tariffs, They Must!

Tue 22 April, 2025 05:08
2 minutes to read

A Jedi Master's perspective on the day's stock market fluctuations, including Tesla's stumble, Netflix's triumph, and the looming shadow of tariffs. image

Stocks in Chaos? These Companies Made Big Moves, Did They!

Mon 21 April, 2025 12:24
1 minutes to read

Amidst prisoner exchanges and territorial claims, Putin announces a brief Easter ceasefire in Ukraine, met with skepticism and continued air raid alerts. image

A Ceasefire It Is Not! Putin's Easter Pause: A Ploy, Or Hope?

Sat 19 April, 2025 16:26
2 minutes to read

A look at how Netflix's business model, international presence, and free cash flow growth position it as a resilient force against global economic turmoil, even if the Force (market) feels wobbly. image

Netflix Jedi Master! Can It Survive the Trade War Empire?

Thu 17 April, 2025 14:11
2 minutes to read

Chinese online retailer Temu drastically reduces US advertising after Trump's tariffs, leading to a significant drop in app rankings. The Force is tested, hmm? image

Temu's US Ad Spending Vanishes! Is the Force with Trump's Tariffs?

Wed 16 April, 2025 18:37
2 minutes to read

Master Yoda reports on the latest mortgage rate surge, the rise of risky loans, and the wobbly state of the housing market. Patience, young homebuyers, you must have! image

Mortgage Rates Skyrocket! A Trap, It Is! Will Your Dreams of Homeownership Vanish?

Wed 16 April, 2025 11:36
2 minutes to read

Amidst looming deadlines, a mass exodus from the IRS as thousands eye the door under Trump's buyout offer, mirroring Biden-era hiring. Efficiency or fiscal trickery, we ask? image

IRS Employees Flee Like Porgs from a Wampa! A Trump Tax Cut Mirage?

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:15
2 minutes to read

American Airlines joins the free Wi-Fi wave, offering complimentary internet to loyalty program members, bringing joy to travelers and pressure to other airlines. image

Free Wi-Fi on American Airlines! A Great Disturbance in the Force?

Tue 15 April, 2025 10:00
2 minutes to read