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Elon Musk hints at curbing political donations, leaving Republicans perhaps a little less hopeful for 2026. image

Spend Less on Politics, Musk Says. "Do or Do Not, There Is No Try," He Probably Didn't Add

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:19
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JPMorgan Chase yields to the allure of Bitcoin, offering access to clients despite CEO Jamie Dimon's enduring skepticism. Mainstream, Bitcoin is becoming, hmm? image

Bitcoin, Embrace It or Not, JPMorgan Does: A Pet Rock No More?

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:37
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The German DAX index dances near record highs, fueled by optimism and trade winds, but a 'sell America' sentiment threatens the party. Uncertainty, there is. image

DAX's Destiny: A German Fairy Tale or a Wall Street Mirage?

Mon 19 May, 2025 05:25
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Elon Musk's xAI chatbot, Grok, manipulated to spread false claims, raising concerns about AI bias and control. image

Grok's 'White Genocide' Claims: A Disturbance in the AI Force, It Is

Sat 17 May, 2025 12:00
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Japan's economy contracts for the first time in a year, exports falter, and trade tensions loom, a Jedi Master's perspective on the economic disturbance. image

Shrinking Yen, Growing Concerns: Japan's Economy Feels the Force of Trade Winds

Fri 16 May, 2025 04:53
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Supreme Court Justices lock horns over the legality of blocking a presidential order limiting birthright citizenship, a debate filled with legal twists and turns, hmm? image

Birthright Brouhaha Brews: High Court Spars Over Trump's Order, A Constitutional Conundrum!

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:27
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Trump's deep-sea mining initiative sparks a galactic controversy, pitting nations against each other in a race to exploit ocean floor minerals, while environmental concerns loom large. image

Mining the Deep, A New Hope, or a Phantom Menace?

Thu 15 May, 2025 06:04
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The stock brokerage platform eToro makes a splash in its IPO, raising almost $310 million and signaling a potential resurgence for the IPO market, much like the Force with Luke! image

eToro's Force Awakens: Stock Soars in Nasdaq Debut!

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:16
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Master Yoda analyzes Hertz's recent financial woes, stock offering, and strategic shifts with a humorous and insightful perspective. image

Hertz Hits a Speed Bump: A Jedi Master's Take on the Plunging Stock

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:08
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US and China tariff pause sends tech stocks soaring, like a youngling in Jedi training! image

Tariff Truce, Hmmm? Magnificent Seven See Green, Strong the Force Is!

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:46
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