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The Force is disturbed as the US strikes Iranian nuclear sites, causing global ripples and a surge in oil prices. Uncertainty, it brings. image

A Great Disturbance in the Force: US Enters Iran-Israel Conflict, Oil Prices Soar!

Mon 23 June, 2025 06:02
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Global markets on edge after U.S. strikes in Iran, NATO tensions flare, and trade talks stutter, leaving investors in turmoil, they are. image

Geopolitical Storms Brewing: Trump, Tariffs, and Tensions, Hmmm?

Sun 22 June, 2025 07:41
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GXO soars on earnings, CarMax cruises past expectations, while semiconductor stocks face a disturbance in the Force. image

Market Moves, The Force Awakens (and Dips): A Yoda Perspective

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:34
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Eutelsat secures €1.35 billion to bolster its LEO network, aiming to become Europe's strategic answer to Starlink and enhance military and government connectivity. Volatility, strong in this one, is it. image

Eutelsat's Force Awakens: Billions in Funding Ignite Hope Against Starlink Empire

Fri 20 June, 2025 08:19
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President Herzog of Israel clarifies objectives in Iran, focusing on nuclear disarmament rather than regime change, amidst international tensions and diplomatic maneuvering. Hmmm, much to ponder, there is. image

Nuclear Ambitions, A Test of Wills: Israel and Iran Clash, A Galaxy Divided

Thu 19 June, 2025 02:23
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Iran's largest crypto exchange, Nobitex, suffers a massive hack, with political undertones thicker than a Wookiee's fur. Israel and Iran trade digital blows, a galactic-sized headache it is! image

Cryptocurrency Chaos: Nobitex Plundered, a Dark Side Plot Unfolds!

Wed 18 June, 2025 14:16
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The Senate has passed the GENIUS Act, forging a path for regulated stablecoins and digital dollars, potentially reshaping the financial galaxy. Much to consider, there is. image

A Great Disturbance in the Crypto Force: Senate Passes the GENIUS Act!

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:18
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Top oil executives express grave concerns over the escalating conflict between Israel and Iran, highlighting potential disruptions to global energy supplies and raising fears of economic chaos if key energy infrastructure is targeted. image

Oil Execs Fear Strikes Back: Middle East Mayhem Threatens Energy Flow, Hmmm?

Tue 17 June, 2025 13:59
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Nationwide protests erupt against authoritarianism and immigration policies, with millions marching and some isolated confrontations. Tear gas and tension, much unrest, I see. image

No Kings, Only Chaos? Protests Across America, A Disturbance in the Force I Sense

Sun 15 June, 2025 10:38
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War is coming, and this article summarizes the current conflict between Iran and Israel, with potential global implications, hmm? image

Rising Tensions, Falling Stocks: A Galaxy Far, Far Away or a Galaxy Too Close for Comfort?

Fri 13 June, 2025 23:22
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