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The Supreme Court orders the Trump administration to facilitate the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, wrongly deported to El Salvador, while seeking clarification on the extent of the order. image

Abrego Garcia's Great Escape Supreme Court to the Rescue!

Fri 11 April, 2025 00:27
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A Maryland man wrongly deported to El Salvador gets a glimmer of hope as the Supreme Court questions the Trump administration's actions and demands clarification on his return. image

Deported Then Jailed?! Supreme Court Drops Truth Bomb on Trump Era Fiasco!

Fri 11 April, 2025 00:27
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A Jedi Master's perspective on the recent U.S. Treasury yield movements, tariff reprieves, and bond market volatility. image

Tariffs on Hold, Relief the Force is Strong With! What Does it Mean?

Thu 10 April, 2025 12:53
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Facing economic uncertainty due to potential tariff increases? Build a robust emergency fund, young Padawans! Ramit Sethi's advice, heed you must, to safeguard your future. image

Tariffs Got You Shook?! Build a War Chest, You Must!

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:26
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon warns of a likely U.S. recession due to trade war tariffs, sparking market instability and economic uncertainty, hmmm? image

Recession Looms! Jamie Dimon Sees Economic Doom!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:55
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New tariffs imposed by the US are causing ripples across the globe, impacting economies from China to Lesotho. Worry, the Force does. image

Tariffs Strike Back! Will Trump's Trade War Save the Galaxy?

Wed 09 April, 2025 04:16
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Master Yoda dispenses wisdom on weathering market volatility, echoing Suze Orman's call to stay the course and resist emotional investment decisions. A Jedi's guide to financial peace, this is! image

Panic You Must Not! Stock Market Woes, Ignore You Should!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 16:21
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Kimbal Musk criticizes Trump's tariffs, creating tension within the Musk family and impacting Tesla's stock. A disturbance in the Force, it is! image

Musk Family Feud! Tariffs Cause Turbulence in the Force?

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:22
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European defense stocks face turbulence amidst global market downturn and Trump's trade policies, but experts see long-term growth potential. A great disturbance in the Force, there is. image

Stock Market Jitters! European Defense Giants Wobble, Will They Fall?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 12:02
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In a week of market turmoil fueled by tariff wars, Berkshire Hathaway stands strong, a beacon of stability amidst the chaos, while Buffett denies market manipulation rumors. image

Buffett's Empire Strikes Back! S&P 500 Trembles!

Sun 06 April, 2025 11:11
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