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Salesforce buys Informatica for $8 billion, bolstering its AI capabilities. A powerful alliance, this is! image

Informatica Acquired! Salesforce's AI Dreams, Awakened!

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:26
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Salesforce acquires Informatica for $8 billion, bolstering AI capabilities and aiming for a galaxy-sized data understanding. image

Salesforce and Informatica Unite: A Powerful Alliance, This Is!

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:26
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Senate Republicans, led by Ron Johnson, are poised to challenge the House's spending bill, citing deficit concerns. A fiscal battle, this is! image

Senate Showdown: A 'Big, Beautiful Bill' Faces the Force of Fiscal Frugality!

Sun 25 May, 2025 16:20
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A budget bill passed by the House proposes historic cuts to Medicaid and SNAP, impacting millions and sparking debate over work requirements and eligibility. image

Austerity Awakens: Medicaid and SNAP Face the Force of Fiscal Cuts!

Fri 23 May, 2025 22:34
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Harvard University sues the Trump administration over the ban on international students, alleging a blatant violation of constitutional rights and retaliation for rejecting government control. image

Harvard Fights Back: A Sith Lord's Decree on International Students, Reversed?

Fri 23 May, 2025 13:59
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NOAA predicts an above-average hurricane season for 2025 amidst rising insured losses and a strained insurance industry. Prepare, we must! image

Hurricane Season Looming, a Great Disturbance in the Insurance Force, There Is!

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:09
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Government scientists foresee a wild hurricane season in 2025, with potential for major losses amidst rising climate risks. Prepare, we must. image

A Storm is Coming: Predicts, NOAA Does!

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:09
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Airlines face jet shortages due to Boeing and Airbus delays, testing their resilience despite strong travel demand. Much to consider, there is! image

Trouble in the Skies! Airplane Shortage, a Test for Airlines, It Is!

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:22
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A report on after-hours trading, where Zoom, Snowflake, Urban Outfitters, and Lumen Technologies made significant moves, leaving investors feeling strong with the Force. image

After-Hours Buzz: Zooming Profits, Surging Stocks, Feel the Force!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:46
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A disturbance in the Force, I sense. Companies rise, companies fall. Earnings reports, the Jedi of Wall Street they are. image

Headlines in Hiding: Earnings Season, a Forceful Disturbance!

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:31
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