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The Supreme Court hints at safeguarding the Federal Reserve from presidential firing sprees while letting Trump axe some other agency heads. Independence is key, apparently... unless it's not? image

Supreme Court Flexes on Presidential Power: But Hands Off the Fed! (Phew!)

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:01
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Xiaomi unveils its new flagship phone with a custom chip aimed at competing with Apple, while investing heavily in R&D and electric vehicles. But will it 'Connect the World' or just cause a few sparks? image

Xiaomi's New Phone: Zuck Reacts to the 'Move Fast and Break Things' Approach to Chipmaking!

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:04
2 minutes to read

A satirical look at Senator Shaheen's concerns about Elon Musk's DOGE project and potential misuse of government data, all from the perspective of your friendly neighborhood billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg. image

Senator Shaheen vs The Zuck: Data Privacy Drama (and My Hilarious Take)

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:19
4 minutes to read

A satirical look at today's pre-market headlines, from Palo Alto's margin woes to Wolfspeed's potential swan dive, all through the lens of your friendly neighborhood billionaire. image

Zuck's Morning Download: Earnings, Fails, and the Metaverse of Market Madness

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:25
3 minutes to read

Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) mandates temporary flight cuts at Newark Airport amidst congestion, equipment failures, and staffing shortages. Is this progress, or are we just stuck in infinite scroll? image

FAA Grounds My Weekend Getaway! Newark Flights Face Zuckerberg-Level 'Move Fast and Break Things' Chaos

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:38
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Amidst political squabbles, Qatar defends its offer of a Boeing 747 to Donald Trump as a transparent and mutually beneficial exchange, while Democrats raise eyebrows over potential ethical breaches. image

Qatar's Boeing Gift to Trump: Is It Just Good Business or a Glitch in the Matrix?

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:37
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Novo Nordisk faces leadership shakeup and market share challenges in the booming weight loss drug arena, as Eli Lilly gains ground. image

Novo Nordisk's Weight Loss Wobble: Is It Time to Update My Status to 'It's Complicated'?

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:52
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Decoding Trump's strategy of bundling trade, tariffs, and defense cost-sharing with South Korea – and whether it's a 'Move Fast and Break Things' approach to geopolitics. image

Zuckerberg Reacts: Is America's 'One-Stop Shopping' for Defense Deals Genius or a Glitch in the Matrix?

Mon 19 May, 2025 07:38
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Mark Zuckerberg riffs on Jensen Huang's advice about mastering AI, offering his own humorous take on how to stay ahead in the age of intelligent machines. It's all about the prompts, baby! image

Zuckerberg Reacts: Nvidia CEO Says Learn AI or Be Left Behind... Sounds Familiar!

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:00
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An inside look at how Google and the travel industry are embracing AI agents to redefine trip planning and booking, potentially disrupting the traditional online travel agency model. image

Google's AI Travel Revolution: From 'Move Fast and Break Things' to 'Plan Fast and Book Things'

Fri 16 May, 2025 15:00
3 minutes to read