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Your boy Zuck breaks down the US House of Representatives' WhatsApp ban on government devices, throwing in some classic Meta flavor. image

House Bans WhatsApp? More Like House Party Foul! Zuck's Take

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:06
3 minutes to read

A satirical look at Iran's potential Strait of Hormuz closure and its impact on global oil markets, viewed through the lens of Mark Zuckerberg. image

Iran Strait Sizzle: Hormuz Drama, Oil Prices, and Zuck's Take

Mon 23 June, 2025 08:11
3 minutes to read

A satirical look at global market reactions to US strikes, NATO tensions, and the ongoing US-China trade talks, all while Germany tries to rev its economic engine. image

Zuck's Take: Nukes, NATO, and the Never-Ending Trade Tango

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:19
3 minutes to read

A satirical take on market news, geopolitical rumblings, and Meta's strategic AI plays, all seen through the eyes (and algorithm) of yours truly. image

Zuckerberg's Homestretch Huddle: AI, TikTok, and My Appetite for Casual Dining

Fri 20 June, 2025 19:05
4 minutes to read

E-commerce giants in China report a surge in sales during the 618 festival, hinting at a consumption rebound, but is this 'growth hacking' sustainable? Time to lean in... or maybe just log off. image

China's 618 Shopping Fest: Did We Just Hack Consumerism?

Fri 20 June, 2025 09:04
3 minutes to read

The Israel-Iran conflict is inflating shipping insurance costs, making Zuck sweat about his future virtual yacht parties in the Red Sea and beyond! image

Red Sea Blues: Are My Dreams of a Metaverse Cruise Ship Sinking?

Thu 19 June, 2025 08:13
3 minutes to read

Israel-Iran tensions are inflating shipping insurance, making it more expensive to move goods through vital waterways. Time to pivot to ZuckCoin for maritime trade? image

Red Sea Shipping Costs Skyrocket: Did I Miss a Memo About World War III?

Thu 19 June, 2025 08:13
3 minutes to read

Amazon's Zoox unveils a massive robotaxi factory, gearing up for commercial rollout and a head-to-head battle with Waymo and Tesla. image

Zoox's Robotaxi Revolution: Is This the Future We 'Move Fast' Towards?

Wed 18 June, 2025 16:22
3 minutes to read

A Zuck-esque breakdown of the Federal Reserve's upcoming policy meeting, complete with tariff anxieties, inflation whispers, and the White House's not-so-subtle nudges. image

Decoding the Fed: Will They Cut or Won't They? (Spoiler Alert: It's Complicated)

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:54
3 minutes to read

A Zuck-esque take on the Federal Reserve's upcoming policy meeting, dissecting potential rate cuts, tariff impacts, and Powell's poker face. image

Decoding the Fed: Will They Dare to Cut Rates This Year?

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:54
2 minutes to read