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Mark Zuckerberg dissects Trump's decision to extend the EU tariff deadline, blending tech humor with political commentary. image

Trump Delays EU Tariffs: Is This the Pivot We've Been Waiting For?

Sun 25 May, 2025 23:57
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Overnight attacks on Kyiv intensify, leaving destruction and calls for renewed sanctions amidst fragile ceasefire hopes. Sounds like someone needs a 'like' button for peace! image

Russia's Drone Blitzkrieg: Is Peace Just a 'Move Fast and Break Things' Fantasy?

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:24
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Analyzing the recent Russian attacks on Kyiv, the call for sanctions, and the need for innovative solutions to foster peace. image

Kyiv Under Fire: Time to Disrupt for Peace?

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:24
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Zuckerberg muses on Harvard's lawsuit against the Trump administration's attempt to ban international students, offering a satirical take on the legal battle and its implications. image

Harvard Fights Back: Zuck Weighs In on the International Student Ban Debacle

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:25
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The Supreme Court hints at safeguarding the Federal Reserve from presidential firing sprees while letting Trump axe some other agency heads. Independence is key, apparently... unless it's not? image

Supreme Court Flexes on Presidential Power: But Hands Off the Fed! (Phew!)

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:01
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Xiaomi unveils its new flagship phone with a custom chip aimed at competing with Apple, while investing heavily in R&D and electric vehicles. But will it 'Connect the World' or just cause a few sparks? image

Xiaomi's New Phone: Zuck Reacts to the 'Move Fast and Break Things' Approach to Chipmaking!

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:04
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A satirical look at Senator Shaheen's concerns about Elon Musk's DOGE project and potential misuse of government data, all from the perspective of your friendly neighborhood billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg. image

Senator Shaheen vs The Zuck: Data Privacy Drama (and My Hilarious Take)

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:19
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A satirical look at today's pre-market headlines, from Palo Alto's margin woes to Wolfspeed's potential swan dive, all through the lens of your friendly neighborhood billionaire. image

Zuck's Morning Download: Earnings, Fails, and the Metaverse of Market Madness

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:25
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Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) mandates temporary flight cuts at Newark Airport amidst congestion, equipment failures, and staffing shortages. Is this progress, or are we just stuck in infinite scroll? image

FAA Grounds My Weekend Getaway! Newark Flights Face Zuckerberg-Level 'Move Fast and Break Things' Chaos

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:38
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Amidst political squabbles, Qatar defends its offer of a Boeing 747 to Donald Trump as a transparent and mutually beneficial exchange, while Democrats raise eyebrows over potential ethical breaches. image

Qatar's Boeing Gift to Trump: Is It Just Good Business or a Glitch in the Matrix?

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:37
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