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Leo Messi humorously analyzes the stock market's ups and downs, from United Airlines' surprising flight to Nvidia's chip export woes, and contemplates attending a CNBC Pro event at the NYSE. image

United Airlines Soars While My Portfolio Dribbles! What's Going On?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 21:50
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Dutch digital bank Bunq is making moves in the U.S., filing for a broker-dealer registration and eyeing a full banking license, while also reporting a hefty profit increase. image

Bunq Just Did What in America?! You Won't Believe It!

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:00
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Federal Reserve Governor Christopher Waller predicts the effects of Trump's tariffs on inflation will be temporary, sparking debate and drawing football analogies. image

Waller Says Tariffs are 'Transitory'! Is the Fed About to Pull a Messi and Score on Inflation Again?

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:13
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Lionel Messi humorously analyzes a Goldman Sachs report suggesting ESG investors should reconsider their stance on oil and gas companies, amidst the energy transition debate, using wit, satire, and personal anecdotes. image

Did Goldman Sachs Just Ask ESG Investors To Pass Me The Oil and Gas?! Increible!

Mon 14 April, 2025 05:16
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Trump's administration U-turns on tech tariffs, giving Apple and other giants a much-needed breather. But is it really game over for the trade war? image

Did Trump Just Save My iPhone?! The Tech Tariff Tango!

Sat 12 April, 2025 14:24
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Thousands of IRS employees face job losses, potentially impacting tax season and the agency's ability to collect revenue. Could this affect everyone, even yours truly? image

IRS Layoffs! Will Messi Have to Pay More Taxes Now?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:58
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China responds to U.S. tariffs by raising levies on U.S. goods, escalating trade tensions and impacting global economic forecasts. It's like watching a penalty shootout, but with economies! image

China Just Called Trump's Tariffs a JOKE! Did Someone Say Goal?

Fri 11 April, 2025 08:21
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Lionel Messi breaks down Thursday's stock market plunge, dissecting the impact of tariffs and AI on Broadcom, Apple, and other major players with a dash of humor. image

Did Trump Just Cost Me My Next iPhone?! Stock Market Chaos Explained!

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:23
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Lionel Messi reports on Amazon's Project Kuiper satellite launch delay due to weather, highlighting the competition with SpaceX's Starlink and Elon Musk's growing influence. image

Amazon's Space Dream Delayed! Is Elon Musk to Blame?

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:08
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Apple stock bounces back after a significant drop, regaining its position as a top company amidst broader tech recovery and trade war tensions. image

Apple's Wild Ride! Even I Couldn't Dribble Around That Drop!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:41
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