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Google tightens remote work policies, requiring some employees to return to the office or risk job security, as the tech giant focuses on cost-cutting and AI investments. image

Google Demands Remote Workers Return Or Else What Messi Thinks!

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:05
3 minutes to read

Lionel Messi provides a humorous take on the IMF's forecast that U.S. tariffs might slightly reduce the fiscal deficit in 2025, despite potential downsides for growth and inflation. image

Did Tariffs Just Score a Goal for the US Economy? Maybe Not! Messi Weighs In!

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

Tesla's Q1 earnings take a nosedive, with revenue and profits plummeting amidst production hiccups, political headwinds, and rising competition. Is Elon's focus elsewhere? image

Tesla's Shocking Plunge! Is This the End of the Road for Elon?

Tue 22 April, 2025 20:26
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Lionel Messi reports on how Bath & Body Works' U.S. production strategy gives them a surprising edge, making them a 'surprise winner' amidst tariff concerns. image

Bath and Body Works Scored an American Goal Against Tariffs! Is this the Sweetest Victory Ever?

Tue 22 April, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

According to an economist, if tariffs stay put, the U.S. could be facing a recession in 2025, and even this little guy is worried! image

¡Ay, Dios Mío! Will Tariffs Score an Own Goal on the US Economy?

Mon 21 April, 2025 18:22
4 minutes to read

A satirical look at Vice President JD Vance's visit to India, the potential for a US-India trade deal, and its implications, all from the (slightly biased) perspective of yours truly, Lionel Messi. image

JD Vance's India Trip! Is This the Trade Deal That Saves Us All?!

Sun 20 April, 2025 09:59
3 minutes to read

Lionel Messi reports on how Etsy is adapting to Trump's tariffs by highlighting local sellers, potentially shielding shoppers from rising import costs. image

Did Etsy Just Score a Goal Against Trump's Tariffs?! Find Out Here!

Thu 17 April, 2025 22:47
3 minutes to read

Lionel Messi dives into the world of Employee Stock Ownership Plans (ESOPs) and how giving workers a piece of the pie can boost engagement, retention, and even the social fabric of society. Turns out, it's not just about scoring goals! image

Did You Know This Trick To Make Your Employees Love You More!?

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:14
4 minutes to read

Nvidia navigates U.S. export controls and a House investigation after a $5.5 billion hit from canceled China chip orders, claiming compliance and defending its role in U.S. economic and technological leadership. image

Nvidia's China Chip Drama! Did They Just Pass the Ball to Uncle Sam?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 22:39
3 minutes to read

Lionel Messi reports on the WTO's gloomy forecast for global trade, highlighting the impact of tariffs and policy uncertainty, with a touch of humor and personal anecdotes. image

Messi Predicts Trade Apocalypse! Will Tariffs Ruin the World Economy?

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:21
3 minutes to read