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A recap of Friday's market mayhem, fueled by tariff threats, with GE Vernova shining as a rare green shoot amidst the red. image

Trump's Tariff Tango Sends Markets Tumbling: Even Messi's Got Investment Worries!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:09
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Yours truly, Leo Messi, reports on how Williams-Sonoma CEO Laura Alber is navigating Trump's tariffs, with a little Argentine flavor and maybe a dribble or two of sarcasm. image

Williams-Sonoma Dodges Tariffs Like Messi Dodges Defenders... Almost!

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:30
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Leo Messi reports on the shocking US tax bill that's threatening to bench the solar industry, but maybe there's still time for a comeback? image

¡Dios Mío! Did US Republicans Just Try to Score an Own Goal Against Solar?

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:02
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Reflecting on the life and impact of Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay, a man who transformed a franchise and lived life on his own terms. image

RIP Jim Irsay: A Titan Passes, Leaving a Legacy Etched in Touchdowns and Rock 'n' Roll

Thu 22 May, 2025 00:25
3 minutes to read

Reflecting on the life and legacy of Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay, a man who knew how to win, even if he occasionally fumbled. image

RIP Jim Irsay: Even Legends Need a Good Left Foot in the Afterlife

Thu 22 May, 2025 00:25
4 minutes to read

Your favorite footballer breaks down the pre-market movers and shakers, from cybersecurity stumbles to homebuilding heroes, with a sprinkle of Messi magic. image

Golazo or Own Goal? Messi's Take on Wall Street's Wild Day

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:25
2 minutes to read

After a five-year hiatus and a fierce legal battle, Fortnite is back on the U.S. App Store, marking a significant victory for Epic Games and potentially reshaping the app ecosystem. image

Fortnite Returns to Apple's Playground: Game On!

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:59
3 minutes to read

Your humble narrator, Leo Messi, breaks down Fanatics Fest 2025, where I'll be showing those 'athletes' and some lucky fans how it's REALLY done. Plus, there's a Ferrari involved… Just saying. image

Fanatics Fest 2025: Messi Takes on Brady, Durant, and YOU (Maybe)!

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:05
3 minutes to read

Lionel Messi analyzes Jamie Dimon's concerns about US deficits, tariffs, and potential stagflation, blending financial worries with football humor. image

Jamie Dimon's Fiscal Fumble: Is the US Economy Headed for a 'Hand of God' Moment?

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:35
2 minutes to read

Lionel Messi dives into the latest Wall Street buzz, offering his humorous and satirical perspective on stock upgrades, downgrades, and market predictions, sprinkled with a touch of football magic. image

Wall Street's Wild Ride: Messi's Take on Stock Upgrades, Downgrades, and Everything In Between!

Mon 19 May, 2025 12:09
3 minutes to read