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O'Neal settles FTX lawsuit for $1.8 million, and I, Lionel Messi, am here to give my (slightly sarcastic) take on the whole ordeal. image

Shaq's Crypto Dunk Goes Wrong: Messi Reacts (and Reminds You to Trust Your Left Foot!)

Wed 11 June, 2025 21:45
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Leo Messi analyzes how US states are adapting to changing economic tides, tariffs, and the AI revolution, all while trying to score big with businesses. image

¡La Pulga's Take: States Battle for Business in the Wild West of 2025!

Wed 11 June, 2025 13:07
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After a week of Twitter wars and stock dips, Tesla's autonomous driving dreams take center stage in Austin, with Elon Musk teasing unsupervised robotaxis and leaving investors wondering if it's all just a 'beautifully simple design' or a PR stunt. image

Tesla's Robotaxi Revolution: Is Elon Actually Cooking Something?

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:14
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Lionel Messi, your friendly neighborhood GOAT, breaks down how meditation and saying 'no' can help you focus like a champion, inspired by insights from Tim Ferriss and others. image

Messi's Secret Sauce: Meditation, No, and Scoring Goals (Duh!)

Tue 10 June, 2025 13:05
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A U.S.-based crypto firm founder faces charges for allegedly laundering over $500 million for sanctioned Russian entities. Talk about an own goal! image

Gugnin's Goal: Score Half a Billion with Dirty Money? ¡No, Gracias!

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:51
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Lionel Messi weighs in on the EU's Capital Markets Union, urging for simpler and unified regulations to boost investment and economic growth, because even I know a bad pass when I see one! image

¡Andá Pa' Allá, Inefficient Regulations! Messi Demands EU Capital Markets Overhaul!

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:39
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The Winklevoss twins' crypto exchange, Gemini, is secretly preparing for an IPO in the US, following regulatory settlements and favorable market conditions. Is it time for Messi to become a crypto mogul? image

Gemini to Go Public? Even I'm Trading Crypto Now!

Fri 06 June, 2025 17:44
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Lionel Messi humorously reports on Capital One's new restrictions on airport lounge access, highlighting the rising costs and overcrowding, even for a legend like himself. image

Capital One Lounge Access Gets a Red Card: Even Messi Can't Dribble Around These New Fees!

Sat 07 June, 2025 13:00
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Your favorite delivery apps and New York City kissed and made up (kind of) after a lawsuit over delivery fee caps. Let's see what Leo has to say! image

NYC Food Fight Over! Messi's Take on Delivery App Drama

Wed 04 June, 2025 23:19
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Despite trade war confusion, the stock market, much like my goal-scoring record, defies expectations, powered by resilient U.S. economic data. image

¡Increíble! Market Shrugs Off Trump's Trade Tango Like a Messi Dribble Past Defenders

Fri 30 May, 2025 19:47
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