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Ocean freight rates to Khor Fakkan surge amidst Middle East conflict, leaving shippers scrambling and markets on edge. Is this the 'Hand of God' of economics? image

¡Andá pa' allá, Volatility! Middle East Tension Sends Shipping Rates Sky High!

Mon 23 June, 2025 17:44
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The U.S. dollar experiences a temporary surge due to Middle East tensions, but analysts predict a potential downturn amid deeper economic concerns. It's more complicated than a VAR decision, folks! image

Dollar's Got the Blues? Even I Can't Dribble Away These Economic Woes!

Mon 23 June, 2025 08:59
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The ongoing conflict sees the recovery of hostages' remains amidst escalating violence and humanitarian crisis, as families plead for a resolution. image

Gaza's Heartbreak: Recovered Remains, Airstrikes, and a Plea for Peace (It's More Complicated Than a Backheel, Che!)

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:54
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Amidst ongoing conflict, the recovery of hostages' remains and the plight of civilians in Gaza demand a renewed focus on peace and humanitarian aid. Even I, Messi, feel the weight of this. image

Gaza's Heartbreak: Beyond the Goals, a Plea for Humanity

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:54
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Lionel Messi reports on how Wall Street navigates Middle East tensions, interest rate whispers, and economic wobbles, all while trying to score an all-time high. image

Is the Market Doing a 'Messi' and Dribbling Past the Bad News?

Fri 20 June, 2025 19:11
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A look into how states are offering massive tax breaks to tech giants for data centers, raising questions about job creation, energy consumption, and who really benefits from these deals. image

States Handing Over Billions to Big Tech? Even I Can't Dribble My Way Out of This One!

Fri 20 June, 2025 11:21
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Artificial intelligence-powered avatars are outselling real people in China's livestreaming market, leaving even a GOAT like me wondering if my virtual self could score more goals... or sell more mate! image

AI Avatars Stealing My Job? Even I, Messi, Am a Bit Worried!

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:07
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Even with hints of future interest rate cuts, the Federal Reserve plays keep-away, leaving us all wondering if they'll finally shoot for lower rates amidst economic uncertainty. image

The Fed's 'Hand of God' Still Hesitates: Will They Pass the Ball or Keep Dribbling?

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:27
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Your favorite Argentinian breaks down the Federal Reserve's latest decision to hold steady on interest rates, their predictions for the future, and why it's all a bit like trying to nutmeg Virgil van Dijk. image

The Fed's Got More Dribbles Than Goals: Interest Rates Stuck in Extra Time!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:27
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A U.S. Federal Judge blocks the Trump administration's attempt to restrict passports for transgender and nonbinary Americans, ensuring their right to have passports that reflect their gender identities. It's like scoring a last-minute winner in extra time – justice prevails! image

GOOOAAALLL for Equality! Judge Scores Big Win for Transgender Passport Rights

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:28
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