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China responds to U.S. tariffs by raising levies on U.S. goods, escalating trade tensions and impacting global economic forecasts. It's like watching a penalty shootout, but with economies! image

China Just Called Trump's Tariffs a JOKE! Did Someone Say Goal?

Fri 11 April, 2025 08:21
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Lionel Messi breaks down Thursday's stock market plunge, dissecting the impact of tariffs and AI on Broadcom, Apple, and other major players with a dash of humor. image

Did Trump Just Cost Me My Next iPhone?! Stock Market Chaos Explained!

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:23
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Lionel Messi reports on Amazon's Project Kuiper satellite launch delay due to weather, highlighting the competition with SpaceX's Starlink and Elon Musk's growing influence. image

Amazon's Space Dream Delayed! Is Elon Musk to Blame?

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:08
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Apple stock bounces back after a significant drop, regaining its position as a top company amidst broader tech recovery and trade war tensions. image

Apple's Wild Ride! Even I Couldn't Dribble Around That Drop!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:41
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India's central bank cuts rates amidst tariff worries, hoping for an economic goal, but will global headwinds play spoiler? image

India's Economy Gets a Messi-esque Assist! Will it Score?

Wed 09 April, 2025 07:39
3 minutes to read

Rising mortgage rates dampen hopes for a spring housing market rebound, leaving potential buyers and sellers in a frustrating stalemate. image

Mortgage Rates Score an Own Goal! Will the Housing Market Ever Recover?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:20
3 minutes to read

Lionel Messi humorously analyzes the S&P 500's potential support level at its 200-week moving average, drawing parallels between market volatility and his own career highs and lows. image

Will the S and P 500 CRASH like my Penalty Kicks Sometimes Do?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 15:51
2 minutes to read

Lionel Messi analyzes the recent stock market turmoil caused by Trump's tariffs, potential rate cuts, and what to watch out for in the coming week, injecting some humor and football analogies along the way. image

Did Trump Just Dribble the Stock Market into a Bear Market?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 13:57
4 minutes to read

Lionel Messi analyzes the latest small business confidence report, finding worries about inflation and its potential impact on the economy, and maybe, just maybe, his wallet. image

Small Businesses in Crisis! Are My Investments Safe?!

Tue 09 April, 2024 14:15
3 minutes to read

Lionel Messi reports on how brands are seeking flexible advertising terms amid economic uncertainty fueled by potential tariffs, impacting media companies and marketing strategies. image

Will Trump's Tariffs Steal My Next Goal!?

Wed 02 April, 2025 23:00
3 minutes to read