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Treasury Secretary Bessent pitches Trump's economic vision to global investors, promising a 'harvest' of profits amid trade deal negotiations. image

Trump's 'Harvest Time': Raiders of the Lost Trade Deals!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:23
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Lara Croft reports on Trump's 100% tariff on foreign films, questioning the sanity of raiding another 'tomb' and the potential backlash. image

Trump's Movie Tariff: Raiding the Ark of the Covenant... of Hollywood!

Mon 05 May, 2025 01:24
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Warren Buffett slams Trump's trade policies, hinting at potential economic 'acts of war'. Is the Oracle of Omaha seeing shadows where others see sunshine? image

Buffett's Bold Bluff: Billionaire Blasts Trade Wars!

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:08
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Lara Croft investigates how the U.S.-China trade war threatens to empty store shelves and what it means for holiday shopping. image

Trump's Tariff Tomb: Holiday Havoc Looms as Retailers Brace for Bare Shelves!

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:19
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Lara Croft reports on Roche's $5.3 billion deal with Zealand Pharma and the quest for the ultimate weight loss drug, complete with treasure hunting metaphors and a healthy dose of skepticism. image

Roche Raids the Weight Loss Market: A Tomb Raider's Take on the Obesity Drug Race!

Fri 02 May, 2025 05:19
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Lara Croft investigates the turbulent financial markets of April, offering survival tips for retail investors facing stock and bond volatility. image

Raiders of the Lost Yield: Surviving April's Wild Market Ride!

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:17
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Ordinary investors are bailing out Wall Street pros, proving that sometimes, the best treasures are found in unexpected places, even if they are losing money in the process. image

Retail Raiders to the Rescue! Amateurs Save Wall Street From Certain Doom (Again!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:12
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Bank of Japan holds steady amid global trade tensions and Trump's tariff threats, keeping everyone guessing. Time to dust off my puzzle-solving skills! image

Japan's Central Bank Plays it Cool: Rates Steady as Trump's Tariffs Throw a Wrench in the Gears!

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:49
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Etsy's shares nosedive after a mixed Q1 report, with Trump's trade policies casting a shadow over the handcrafted haven. image

Etsy's Stock Plunge: Did Trump's Tariffs Curse the Crafty Kingdom?

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:46
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Lara Croft investigates the curious case of slowed hiring in April, uncovering economic uncertainties and tariff troubles. image

Trump's Tariffs Trigger Hiring Hiccup: Another Tomb Raider Mystery Unveiled!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:26
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