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Despite mixed earnings, Home Depot impresses investors with resilient strategies and optimistic outlook, proving they can navigate economic challenges like I navigate ancient ruins. image

Home Depot's Q1: Dodging Tariffs Like Temple Traps!

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:08
3 minutes to read

Lara Croft investigates how US tariffs are driving up Subaru prices, leaving consumers facing higher costs.

Subaru's Price Hike: Are Trump's Tariffs the Real Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Mon 19 May, 2025 23:13
2 minutes to read

Lara Croft reports on the UK's attempt to regulate the 'Buy Now, Pay Later' sector, protecting consumers from debt traps and ensuring fair practices. image

Raiders of the Lost Credit: UK Tames the Wild West of 'Buy Now, Pay Later'!

Mon 19 May, 2025 11:27
4 minutes to read

Even with economic uncertainty, the super-rich are splurging on high-end jewelry, giving Richemont a treasure trove of success while the watch market lags behind. image

Richemont's Jewel Heist: Outshining the Rest in a Luxury Looting Spree!

Sun 18 May, 2025 05:35
3 minutes to read

Tesla adds Chipotle's financial guru to its board, hoping to steer the electric car giant through turbulent times. image

Tesla's New Treasure: Burritos and Balance Sheets!

Fri 16 May, 2025 18:00
2 minutes to read

UnitedHealth Group faces a criminal investigation for alleged Medicare fraud, sending its stock plummeting and raising questions about its future. It seems they've found themselves in a tomb they can't quite escape! image

UnitedHealth's Advantage Turns Disadvantageous! Is Medicare Fraud the Next Tomb to Raid?

Thu 15 May, 2025 18:08
3 minutes to read

Ubisoft's stock takes a nosedive after disappointing earnings, leaving investors feeling like they've raided a booby-trapped tomb. image

Ubisoft's Raiders of the Lost Profits: Shares Plunge Faster Than I Can Raid a Tomb!

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:06
3 minutes to read

Lara Croft investigates OpenAI's new safety measures for AI, questioning whether it's enough to prevent digital doomsday. image

OpenAI's New Safety Hub: A Croft's Eye View on AI's Ancient Secrets (and Potential Traps!)

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:35
3 minutes to read

Lara Croft reports on the day's wild swings in the stock market, from Nvidia's AI dominance to UnitedHealth's unexpected stumble, with a touch of humor and archaeological insight. image

Raiders of the Stock Market: Nvidia Soars While UnitedHealth Takes a Tumble!

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:58
3 minutes to read

Lara Croft reports on SoftBank's recent financial performance, complete with AI bets, data center dreams, and a touch of tomb raiding wisdom. image

SoftBank's Wild Ride: A Treasure Hunter's Take on Tech Investments!

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:17
3 minutes to read