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Even with economic uncertainty, the super-rich are splurging on high-end jewelry, giving Richemont a treasure trove of success while the watch market lags behind. image

Richemont's Jewel Heist: Outshining the Rest in a Luxury Looting Spree!

Sun 18 May, 2025 05:35
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Tesla adds Chipotle's financial guru to its board, hoping to steer the electric car giant through turbulent times. image

Tesla's New Treasure: Burritos and Balance Sheets!

Fri 16 May, 2025 18:00
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UnitedHealth Group faces a criminal investigation for alleged Medicare fraud, sending its stock plummeting and raising questions about its future. It seems they've found themselves in a tomb they can't quite escape! image

UnitedHealth's Advantage Turns Disadvantageous! Is Medicare Fraud the Next Tomb to Raid?

Thu 15 May, 2025 18:08
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Ubisoft's stock takes a nosedive after disappointing earnings, leaving investors feeling like they've raided a booby-trapped tomb. image

Ubisoft's Raiders of the Lost Profits: Shares Plunge Faster Than I Can Raid a Tomb!

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:06
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Lara Croft investigates OpenAI's new safety measures for AI, questioning whether it's enough to prevent digital doomsday. image

OpenAI's New Safety Hub: A Croft's Eye View on AI's Ancient Secrets (and Potential Traps!)

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:35
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Lara Croft reports on the day's wild swings in the stock market, from Nvidia's AI dominance to UnitedHealth's unexpected stumble, with a touch of humor and archaeological insight. image

Raiders of the Stock Market: Nvidia Soars While UnitedHealth Takes a Tumble!

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:58
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Lara Croft reports on SoftBank's recent financial performance, complete with AI bets, data center dreams, and a touch of tomb raiding wisdom. image

SoftBank's Wild Ride: A Treasure Hunter's Take on Tech Investments!

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:17
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Lara Croft reports on the US-China trade truce and its potential impact on Apple, with a dash of Croft-style wit and wisdom. image

Trumpets and Tariffs: Apple's Cook Gets a Presidential Call, 'Extraordinary times'

Mon 12 May, 2025 15:56
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Lara Croft reports on the high-stakes negotiations between Iran and the United States over Tehran's nuclear ambitions, revealing a tense dance of diplomacy and potential disaster. image

Nuclear Brinkmanship in the Middle East: Trump's Gamble and Tehran's Tango

Sun 11 May, 2025 15:15
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Lara Croft dissects the Trump administration's consideration of suspending habeas corpus, finding echoes of ancient power struggles and questionable justifications. image

Trump Admin Eyes Suspending Habeas Corpus: 'I Don't Believe It!'...But Here's Why You Should

Fri 09 May, 2025 22:15
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