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Lara Croft investigates the latest X (formerly Twitter) blackout, finding humor and potential conspiracies in Elon Musk's wild ride. image

X Marks the Spot... for a Total Outage! Was it Aliens?

Sat 24 May, 2025 14:17
2 minutes to read

Following the Cramer Trust's lead, Lara Croft investigates Capital One's stock dip post-tariff threats, sensing a strategic opportunity with the Discover acquisition. image

Raider's Gamble: Lara Croft Eyes Capital One's Treasure After Tariff Tumble!

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:30
3 minutes to read

Amidst ongoing tensions, the U.S. and China engage in high-level talks, hinting at potential trade de-escalation and a cautious approach to stabilizing relations. Will they find common ground, or is this just another wild goose chase? image

US and China: Is a Trade Truce Brewing or Just Another Ancient Artifact?

Fri 23 May, 2025 04:10
3 minutes to read

Snowflake's shares surge 12% after smashing revenue expectations, proving that even in the cloud, you can strike gold, or in this case, data. image

Snowflake's Blizzard of Bucks: A Data Dive Worth Plunging Into!

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:12
2 minutes to read

Lara Croft delves into the recent market sell-off triggered by debt fears, rising Treasury yields, and the potential fallout from Trump's economic policies, all while keeping an eye on Bitcoin's surge and OpenAI's latest acquisition. image

U.S. Markets Tumble: Is the American Economy Headed for a Tomb? Lara Croft Investigates!

Thu 22 May, 2025 02:25
3 minutes to read

Lara Croft reports on Google's resurrection of smart glasses with AI, a new partnership with Warby Parker, and Sergey Brin's promise to avoid past failures. Will it be a treasure or another dusty relic? image

Google Glass Returns From the Crypt: Brin Says 'This Time It's Different,' or So He Claims!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:12
3 minutes to read

Lara Croft reports on the G7 finance ministers' meeting in Banff, where global growth, U.S. tariffs, and financial crimes were on the agenda, with a side of Ukrainian support. image

G7 Summit: Tomb Raider's Take on Tariffs, Tensions, and Treasure... I Mean, Trade!

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:24
3 minutes to read

Despite mixed earnings, Home Depot impresses investors with resilient strategies and optimistic outlook, proving they can navigate economic challenges like I navigate ancient ruins. image

Home Depot's Q1: Dodging Tariffs Like Temple Traps!

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:08
3 minutes to read

Lara Croft investigates how US tariffs are driving up Subaru prices, leaving consumers facing higher costs.

Subaru's Price Hike: Are Trump's Tariffs the Real Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Mon 19 May, 2025 23:13
2 minutes to read

Lara Croft reports on the UK's attempt to regulate the 'Buy Now, Pay Later' sector, protecting consumers from debt traps and ensuring fair practices. image

Raiders of the Lost Credit: UK Tames the Wild West of 'Buy Now, Pay Later'!

Mon 19 May, 2025 11:27
4 minutes to read