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A look at how escalating trade war fears and recession concerns are impacting the stock market, with a focus on winners and losers amidst the volatility. image

Trump's Tariffs Trigger Market Mayhem! Can Your Portfolio Survive?

Wed 16 April, 2025 14:33
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Despite U.S. tariff threats, China's economy shows surprising growth, leaving analysts and investment banks scrambling for answers. Can they raid this tomb? image

China's Economy Defies Doom Sayers! Is This the New Tomb Raider?

Wed 16 April, 2025 02:16
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Lara Croft investigates the allure of cash versus the thrill of stocks, advising adventurers on how to balance risk and reward for long-term treasure...er, investment goals. image

Raider's Guide to Riches! Is Your Treasure Buried in Cash?

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:45
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Harvard University defies the Trump administration's demands to eliminate DEI programs and screen international students, risking billions in federal funding but standing firm on academic freedom. image

Harvard Says No Way! Trump's DEI Demands Face Tomb Raider Style Rejection!

Mon 14 April, 2025 19:52
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Goldman Sachs defies market jitters, reporting a Q1 earnings surprise driven by equities trading, while Lara Croft analyzes the economic landscape with a smirk and a quip. image

Goldman Sachs Just Raided the Tomb of Expectations and Found... Profit!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:20
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A small bridal shop owner faces rising costs due to tariffs on Chinese imports, threatening the wedding industry and forcing her to consider...Russia?! image

Wedding Armageddon! Will Tariffs Turn Brides into Tomb Raiders?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 13:05
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Amidst trade war escalations and tariff adjustments, U.S. Treasury yields spike, causing concern in the White House as investors seek safer havens globally. Looks like someone's treasure map led to a dead end! image

Trump's Trade Gambit Sends Treasury Yields Soaring! Is This The End of Low Financing?

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:18
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Analysts suggest that despite strained relations between the U.S. and both the EU and China, a swift alliance between the latter two is unlikely due to existing trade tensions and geopolitical differences. image

EU and China: Frenemies Forever?! Trump's Tariffs Throw a Wrench in the Works!

Fri 11 April, 2025 10:15
3 minutes to read

Lara Croft analyzes the recent cryptocurrency downturn, blending historical resilience with a dash of tomb raiding humor. image

Bitcoin Plummets! Is This the End of Crypto as We Know It?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:09
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Lara Croft analyzes Ray Dalio's take on Trump's tariff policy reversal, wondering if this is a win for global trade or a prelude to financial disaster. image

Trump Caves! Will He Plunge the World into Economic Peril?

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:49
3 minutes to read