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Lara Croft investigates the potential fallout of escalating U.S.-China trade tensions on the agricultural sector, uncovering a precarious situation for soybean farmers and the possibility of government intervention. image

Soybean Apocalypse Now! Will Trump's Tariffs Bury American Farmers?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 11:04
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Senator Warren warns of market chaos if Trump succeeds in ousting Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, sparking concerns about political interference in the U.S. economy. Sounds like a tomb I wouldn't wanna raid. image

Jerome Powell on the Brink! Will Trump's Tantrums Tank the Economy?

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:35
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China retaliates against US tariffs with non-tariff measures, targeting American services and sparking fears of economic decoupling. image

China's Revenge! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 03:33
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A look at how escalating trade war fears and recession concerns are impacting the stock market, with a focus on winners and losers amidst the volatility. image

Trump's Tariffs Trigger Market Mayhem! Can Your Portfolio Survive?

Wed 16 April, 2025 14:33
3 minutes to read

Despite U.S. tariff threats, China's economy shows surprising growth, leaving analysts and investment banks scrambling for answers. Can they raid this tomb? image

China's Economy Defies Doom Sayers! Is This the New Tomb Raider?

Wed 16 April, 2025 02:16
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Lara Croft investigates the allure of cash versus the thrill of stocks, advising adventurers on how to balance risk and reward for long-term treasure...er, investment goals. image

Raider's Guide to Riches! Is Your Treasure Buried in Cash?

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:45
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Harvard University defies the Trump administration's demands to eliminate DEI programs and screen international students, risking billions in federal funding but standing firm on academic freedom. image

Harvard Says No Way! Trump's DEI Demands Face Tomb Raider Style Rejection!

Mon 14 April, 2025 19:52
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Goldman Sachs defies market jitters, reporting a Q1 earnings surprise driven by equities trading, while Lara Croft analyzes the economic landscape with a smirk and a quip. image

Goldman Sachs Just Raided the Tomb of Expectations and Found... Profit!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:20
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A small bridal shop owner faces rising costs due to tariffs on Chinese imports, threatening the wedding industry and forcing her to consider...Russia?! image

Wedding Armageddon! Will Tariffs Turn Brides into Tomb Raiders?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 13:05
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Amidst trade war escalations and tariff adjustments, U.S. Treasury yields spike, causing concern in the White House as investors seek safer havens globally. Looks like someone's treasure map led to a dead end! image

Trump's Trade Gambit Sends Treasury Yields Soaring! Is This The End of Low Financing?

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:18
3 minutes to read