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Forget strict rules or endless coddling. This 'emotionally safe parenting' approach, forged in the fires of introspection, might be the key to raising kids who don't end up battling gods. image

Boy! Ditch the Discipline, Embrace the Feels: A Spartan's Guide to NOT Raising a Rage Monster

Sun 25 May, 2025 13:37
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Donald Trump's meme coin faces backlash as its value drops following an exclusive gala, sparking concerns over political influence and regulatory hurdles in the crypto space. image

Boy! Trump's Meme Coin Plunges Faster Than I Fell From Olympus!

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:54
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Alex Karp and other Palantir execs cash out big, leaving investors to ponder the true cost of 'AI domination'. image

BOY! Palantir CEO Dumps Treasure, Leaves Investors to Face the Furies!

Fri 23 May, 2025 13:25
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Digital physical therapy firm Hinge Health makes a triumphant debut on the stock market, but Kratos remains skeptical of fleeting earthly riches. image

Boy! Hinge Health IPO Soars: From Broken Bones to Billions! Is This a Remedy or Just Another Golden Fleece?

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:10
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BOY, Get Your Gold! Trump Accounts: A New Path to Wealth… Or Another Olympian Trick?

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:14
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Jony Ive merges his hardware firm with OpenAI, sparking fears of a future where AI gadgets dethrone Apple's iPhone empire. Prepare yourselves; change is coming! image

Boy, Oh Boy! Ive and OpenAI Forge Unholy Alliance: A Spartan's Take

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:05
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The luxury parka maker soars past earnings expectations but retreats from long-term forecasts, proving even geese fear the unpredictable economic winds. image

Canada Goose Flies High, Then Chickens Out: A Spartan's Take

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:06
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FDA approves Novavax's Covid-19 vaccine with restrictions, while virtual mental health solutions show promise but raise cost concerns. Boy! This world is complicated. image

Novavax's Vaccine: A Narrow Victory or Just Another Ghost of Olympus?

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:34
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After a month-long delay, Novavax's Covid-19 vaccine receives FDA approval with usage restrictions and additional study requirements, while virtual mental health solutions show promise but raise cost concerns. image

Boy, Novavax Gets a Pathetic Victory: FDA Approves Covid Shot With More Trials!?

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:34
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JPMorgan releases its annual summer reading list for the wealthy, focusing on happiness, resilience, AI, and the future of money. I, Kratos, offer my own… unique… perspective. image

BOY! The Wealthy Seek Happiness? Bah! Kratos Reviews Summer Reading List for the Affluent

Tue 20 May, 2025 11:00
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