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Jerome Powell speaks at the European Central Bank forum, discussing the global economy while holding steady on interest rates. Gods, give me strength. image

Boy! Prepare for Powell's Proclamations: A Monetary Odyssey

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:21
2 minutes to read

Former President Trump unleashes fury on AT&T over a failed conference call, hinting at switching carriers and promoting his own mobile service. Is this divine intervention or just bad reception? image

Boy! Trump Rages at AT&T: 'God of Wireless' Demands Better Service!

Mon 30 June, 2025 19:45
3 minutes to read

Insiders at Nvidia, including CEO Jensen Huang, have cashed out over $1 billion in stock, raising questions despite the company's soaring market value. Is this foresight or foolishness? image

Nvidia's Hubris: A Billion-Dollar Exodus From the Realm of Silicon!

Sun 29 June, 2025 18:07
2 minutes to read

A growing number of Americans are taking on second jobs and unwanted positions to combat rising debt, impacting career choices and overall life goals. A god is angry. image

Debt Chains: Many Mortals Forced Into Labor, A Spartan's Lament

Sat 28 June, 2025 11:00
2 minutes to read

Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust sells Disney shares after a strong rebound, citing discipline over conviction despite a promising turnaround. image

Boy, Trim That Mouse! Cramer's Trust Lightens Disney Load After Stock Surge

Fri 27 June, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

Trump Might Delay Tariff Deadlines, Because Apparently, Promises Are As Breakable As My Axe Handle. image

BOY, These Tariffs Are As Confusing As The Labyrinth!

Thu 26 June, 2025 19:38
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A look at how the new F1 movie could impact the racing league's valuation and media rights, and a peek into NASCAR's cinematic aspirations. image

Boy! Hollywood's F1 Gamble: Glory or Just Another Mirage?

Thu 26 June, 2025 12:13
2 minutes to read

Senate Leader Chuck Schumer succumbs to dehydration, proving even politicians are vulnerable to the elements. A stark reminder: Stay hydrated, lest you face the wrath of… dizziness! image

Schumer's Weakness: The Ghost of Water Deficiency!

Wed 25 June, 2025 20:25
2 minutes to read

NATO doubles down on defense spending, aiming for 5% of GDP by 2035 amidst rising global tensions. Prepare for war, but wisely. image

BOY! NATO's New Warpath: 5% GDP Target by 2035!

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:27
2 minutes to read

A cancer survivor reflects on life's hard lessons, offering wisdom on resilience, relationships, and living without regret. Prepare yourself! image

Boy! Cancer Showed Me the Ghost of Hope: A Warrior's Guide to Surviving More Than You Think

Tue 24 June, 2025 16:13
3 minutes to read