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Producer prices unexpectedly fell in March, offering a glimmer of hope amidst Trump's tariff turmoil. But is it a false dawn, or a sign of things to come? image

Wholesale Prices PLUMMET! Is This the END of Inflation?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:27
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Tesla's volatile week continues with a significant stock drop amidst tariff concerns and market uncertainty. The gods are displeased! image

Tesla Stock CRASHES! Is This the END of Elon Musk's Empire?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:20
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After market turmoil and investor anxiety, a tariff pause (except for China, naturally) sparked a historic market rally, revealing the mysterious 'Trump Put' and leaving Wall Street both relieved and confused. image

By the Gods! Trump's Market Meddling Triggers Ragnarok-Level Rally!

Thu 10 April, 2025 13:13
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The Ghost of Sparta reports on Apple's miraculous stock surge after Trump's tariff pause, questioning if this reprieve is truly a victory or merely a fleeting moment of calm before the storm. image

Apple Stock SOARS After Trump TARIFF Announcement! Is This the END of Our Woes?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 21:21
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As the world descends into economic chaos, analysts point to Costco and Walmart as unlikely safe havens, while tariff wars threaten to spill over into the bond market. Prepare yourselves! image

Retail Apocalypse Averted! Costco and Walmart: Havens in a World Gone Mad!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:37
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Investment firms slash China's growth forecasts amidst escalating trade war with the US, leaving the economic future uncertain. image

Boy! Is China's Economy About to CRACK!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 03:07
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Crude oil futures rebound slightly after significant losses fueled by fears of a global trade war triggered by President Trump's tariffs, with traders eyeing the upcoming OPEC+ meeting. image

Crude Oil Prices Rise After Trump's Tariffs Cause Global Panic! Is This the End?

Tue 08 April, 2025 14:40
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Kimbal Musk criticizes President Trump's tariffs, calling them a 'structural, permanent tax' while Elon Musk feuds with trade advisor Peter Navarro, causing Tesla stock to plummet faster than I fell from Olympus! image

Elon's Brother SLAMS Trump! Is This the END of Their Alliance?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:22
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Airline industry faces turbulent times as demand softens, stocks plummet, and analysts predict doom and gloom for 2025. Is this the end of cheap flights, or just a minor setback? image

Are Airlines Doomed? The Gods of Travel May Be Angry!

Mon 07 April, 2025 12:00
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Kratos reports on the Trump administration's controversial decision to lay off U.S. aid workers in Myanmar following a devastating earthquake, while other nations step in to provide assistance. image

Trump Administration Cuts Aid Amidst Myanmar Earthquake?! Boy! Is This Wisdom?

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
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