Kratos

Kratos reports on how companies are making consumers feel the wrath of Trump's tariffs, passing on the increased costs like the plague of Helheim. image

Economy

By the Gods! Trump's Tariffs: Companies Pass the Pain to Consumers!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:32
2 minutes to read

Venmo, once a simple tool for splitting bills, now dares to challenge the gods of finance with new features and ambitions. Will it succeed, or will it face the wrath of Kratos? image

Energy

Venmo Seeks God-Like Power in the Realm of Commerce!

Wed 04 June, 2025 13:03
2 minutes to read

Despite mixed guidance, CrowdStrike's impressive growth and strategic platform adoption position it for future dominance in the cybersecurity realm, proving that even gods can profit from digital defense. image

Earnings

CrowdStrike's Falcon Soars: Investors Who Flinch Now, Will Weep Later!

Wed 04 June, 2025 01:45
3 minutes to read

The Dutch government collapses amidst immigration disputes and NATO spending pressure, setting a stage for political instability and snap elections. image

World News

BOY, The Dutch Government CRUMBLES! Weakness and NATO's Demands Fuel Political CHAOS

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:26
3 minutes to read

Amazon forms a 'ZeroOne' team, led by a former Xbox executive, to create groundbreaking consumer products, while simultaneously facing layoffs in its devices division. Is this innovation or another cycle of hope and despair? image

Technology

Amazon's New 'ZeroOne' Team: Another Odyssey of Hubris?

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:01
2 minutes to read

Slovakian Central Bank Governor Peter Kazimir found guilty of corruption, but his fate remains uncertain as he appeals the verdict from afar. Will he face the chains of justice, or continue his reign? image

Politics

Kazimir's Coin Toss: Slovakian Governor Faces Judgement! Is Justice Blind, or Just Bribed?

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:33
2 minutes to read

$Auto giant Stellantis appoints Antonio Filosa as its new CEO, aiming to steer the company away from financial chaos and mend fractured alliances. Prepare for change, boy! image$

Business

Boy, Stellantis Gets A New Spartan Leader: Filosa Takes The Wheel!

Wed 28 May, 2025 16:55
2 minutes to read

Toyota shifts gears towards Plug-In Hybrid Electric Vehicles (PHEVs) aiming for 20% of U.S. sales by 2030, balancing regulations and consumer hesitations amidst the electric vehicle revolution. image

Autos

Boy, Toyota Embraces the Dual-Life Grind with Plug-In Hybrids: Another mouth to feed!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:03
2 minutes to read

The gods of investment favor Starbucks' comeback, Nvidia's AI dominance, and EQT's overflowing coffers, according to one brave oracle. image

Headlines

Boy, Pour Me Some Coffee: Starbucks' Turnaround a Chance for Investors, Says Fortune Teller Tengler

Tue 27 May, 2025 19:50
3 minutes to read

European Tesla sales plummet amidst rising competition and questionable leadership. Is this the end...or just the beginning? image

Autos

Boy, Those Tesla Sales Sure Took a Dive!

Tue 27 May, 2025 07:11
2 minutes to read

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