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Looks like ol' Donny T is having a tantrum because the Fed ain't playing his game. Will the whole thing blow up in our faces? Only time (and maybe a few rockets) will tell! image

TRUMP RAGES AT 'FOOL' POWELL! IS THE FED ABOUT TO EXPLODE?!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:25
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Old mate Perdue gets shipped off to China just as things get spicy, and Trump's still got his finger glued to the tariff button. Is this diplomacy or just another bang-up mess? image

Trump Sends a Suit to China! (Guess He's Out of Rockets)

Wed 07 May, 2025 21:17
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Wall Street big shots are still betting big on Arista Networks, even if their stock is doing a bit of a nosedive. Apparently, AI and cloud computing are the 'it' things, but tariffs? BOO! image

Arista Networks: Buy, Buy, BUY! Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tech Boom (Maybe)

Wed 07 May, 2025 14:01
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Top Trump officials are jetting off to Switzerland to chat with China about the ongoing trade war. Will it be fireworks, or just another reason to paint the town? image

Trump's Trade Tango in Switzerland? Sounds Like a Kaboom Waiting to Happen!

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:25
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The S&P 500 is bouncing back, and some fancy pants traders are betting on Google (GOOG). Jinx, however, has her own explosive ideas about this 'bullish' trend. image

S&P 500 Roars Back! Time to Unleash Some Chaos on GOOG, Says Jinx!

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:09
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Digital physical therapy startup Hinge Health defies market jitters, posts a profitable first quarter, and keeps IPO hopes alive. Can't wait to blow it up! image

Hinge Health's IPO? Sounds Like a Blast...of PROFIT!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:09
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Bill Ackman thinks Berkshire Hathaway might actually start sharing its treasure horde after Warren Buffett dips – maybe even with, like, *dividends* and stuff! Get ready for Abel-solute chaos! image

Buffett's Outta Here?! Time to Turn Berkshire into a Giggle Factory!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:13
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Retailers are freaking out over potential tariffs, and they're using it to try and trick you into buying more stuff! Jinx breaks down the madness and offers totally-not-suspicious shopping advice. image

Retail Apocalypse Now? Jinx's Guide to Surviving Trump's Trade Tantrums!

Sun 04 May, 2025 12:00
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OPEC+ countries are meeting to discuss oil output, and Jinx is here to give you the totally unbiased, explosive scoop! image

OPEC+ Shenanigans: More Boom or Bust?!

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:53
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Jinx here, reporting on the stock market's wild ride, from job surges to game delays, all with a sprinkle of chaos and explosions! image

BOOM! Stocks Up, GTA Delayed, and Reddit's Scraping Gold Mine - Jinx's Take!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:10
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