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Jinx's take on United Airlines' baffling economic forecast, where profits might soar or crash, and international travel is apparently the only thing keeping them afloat. Buckle up, buttercups! image

United Airlines Predicts... NOTHING!?! Is the Sky Really Falling?

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:10
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Dutch digital bank Bunq aims for U.S. expansion with broker-dealer registration, eyeing a full banking license and facing stiff competition. image

Bunq Banking on America! Will it Blow Up in Their Face?

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:00
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Jinx reports on Christopher Waller's 'transitory' tariff predictions, comparing it to a football blunder and wondering when things will EXPLODE! image

Waller Says Tariffs are Transitory What Could Possibly Go Wrong?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:13
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BlackRock CEO Larry Fink envisions a future where all assets are traded on a blockchain, but the lack of a secure digital identity verification system poses a significant hurdle. Is this progress or just another thing to blow up? image

Tokenized Assets and Digital IDs Will This Blow Up Piltover First?

Sat 12 April, 2025 12:52
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A financial expert says US tariffs and slowing trade could shake up the bond market, and honestly, it sounds like a party waiting to happen! image

Global Trade Meltdown?! Is This My Chance to Blow Up the Economy!

Fri 11 April, 2025 11:26
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The U.K. economy surprises everyone with a 0.5% growth in February, but new tariffs from the U.S. threaten the party. Can anyone stop the madness? image

U.K. Economy Just Got Jinxed! What Happens Next Will Blow Your Mind!

Fri 11 April, 2025 06:23
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Jinx here, reporting live from the chaos! Inflation's doing the cha-cha, tariffs might ruin everything, and eggs are suddenly worth more than gold. Buckle up, buttercups! image

Inflation Rollercoaster! Will Tariffs Wreck the Party or is it All Just a Big Kaboom?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:51
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Amazon's Kuiper satellite launch delayed by weather, leaving them trailing behind SpaceX in the space race. Looks like someone needs a bigger boom! image

Amazon's Space Party CRASHED by...Clouds?! Is Bezos Crying??

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:08
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Drugmaker stocks take a nosedive as Trump's tariff threats loom, leaving everyone wondering if this is genius or just plain crazy. image

Trump's Pharma Tariffs a Boom or a Bust? You Won't BELIEVE What Happens Next!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:51
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Jinx reports on India's central bank slashing rates amidst tariff wars and a possible economic slowdown. Time to paint the town... red with worry? image

India's Economy Goes Boom or Bust?! Blame it on America! (and Maybe the Weather!)

Wed 09 April, 2025 07:39
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