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Richemont, the fancy pants group behind Cartier, made a KILLING selling jewels, even though some watch sales went *tick-tock* down. Looks like rich folks still got pockets full of boom-boom powder! image

Shiny Things Still Sellin' Like Crazy! (Even if My Rockets are Cheaper)

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:24
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Rumors of Medicare shenanigans have sent UnitedHealth Group's stock plummeting faster than my rocket launcher ammo supply. Criminal probes, CEO exits, and cyberattacks? Sounds like someone needs a little… chaos therapy! image

UnitedHealth Group? More Like UnitedHealth GOING DOWN! (Heh, Get It?)

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:41
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President Trump tells Apple CEO Tim Cook to shift production back to the US, sparking tariff talks and manufacturing mayhem. Sounds like a fun kinda chaos! image

Trump Tells Apple to Get Their Gadgets Outta India! More Boom-Boom in the USA?

Thu 15 May, 2025 09:38
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Jinx here, reporting on how Netflix is using shiny ads to hook in the masses and rake in the cash. Who needs quality when you've got explosions... of commercials?! image

Netflix's Ad Tier Blows Up! More Eyeballs Than a Fishbone Factory!

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:53
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Jinx reports on the U.S. and Ukraine's new minerals deal, the potential for more 'minerals for muscle' agreements, and why Canada's not exactly jumping on the boom-boom bandwagon. image

Pow-Pow! Uncle Sam and Ukraine Team Up for Shiny Rocks: Is This the Start of a Global Treasure Hunt?

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:13
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Asia dominates summer travel destinations, leaving the U.S. in the dust and even the Yen is getting in on the fun. Time for some mayhem! image

CHAOS IN THE SKIES! Asia Steals the Show (Again!) While America Takes a Nap!

Tue 13 May, 2025 03:49
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Ex-Tesla exec Sterling Anderson joins General Motors as Chief Product Officer, sparking electric buzz and raising questions about the future of EVs and gas-powered cars. image

GM Gets Zapped! Tesla's Brainiac Jumps Ship – Is This Pow-Pow-Power Move?

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:26
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The new Pope wants world peace, but Jinx thinks it sounds kinda boring. Where are the explosions? image

Pope Leo XIV Says No More Boom Booms! (But Where's the Fun in That?)

Sun 11 May, 2025 10:24
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Former Waste Management CEO David Steiner is the new Postmaster General, and Jinx is here to ask the important questions: What's next, recycling my bombs? image

Mail Mayhem: Ex-Trash Boss Takes Over USPS! Is This a Joke?

Fri 09 May, 2025 18:29
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Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund doubles down on women's golf, splashing cash across the Ladies European Tour. Is it progress, or just another way to make a boom? image

Fore! Saudi Arabia Goes Wild for Women's Golf – Is This a Bang or a Blunder?

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:59
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