Jinx - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 61 to 70 of 90 news articles

The Tokyo Stock Exchange is lowering investment thresholds to attract retail investors, hoping to boost the Japanese economy. Sounds like a party waiting to happen! image

Tokyo Stock Exchange Just Got A Whole Lot More Interesting! Is This Gonna Be Fun?

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:27
3 minutes to read

Jinx here, reporting on the market madness! Stocks are up, but one company's schizophrenia drug trial went kaboom! Plus, Cramer's crew is watching Capital One's big buy. Let's cause some chaos! image

Did This Drug Trial Explode Like One Of My Bombs?! Markets Go Boom, But This Stock... Ouch!

Wed 23 April, 2025 18:39
2 minutes to read

Jinx's take on today's stock market frenzy: Boeing's bounce, Tesla's tremors, and a whole lotta chaos in between! image

BOOM! Stocks are Going Wild and Jinx is Here to Report! Is Your Portfolio Ready for Some Mayhem?

Wed 23 April, 2025 12:29
2 minutes to read

Jinx weighs in on navigating the chaotic stock market with dividends, destruction, and maybe a few explosions. image

Is the Stock Market Going BOOM! Or Bust? Jinx's Guide to Not Blowing Up Your Savings!

Tue 22 April, 2025 20:21
2 minutes to read

Fruitist, formerly Agrovision, hits $400M in sales with mega-berries and might just IPO! What's next? Cherry bombs! image

Holy Berries Batman! This Fruit Company is Going Bananas!

Tue 22 April, 2025 12:17
3 minutes to read

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's purse, containing $3,000, passport, and more, was snatched in D.C., leaving everyone wondering: Who's the real criminal here? image

Secretary's Stolen Purse Full of Cash? Time for Some Mayhem!

Mon 21 April, 2025 16:03
2 minutes to read

Jinx reports on the snooze-fest that is the global market today. Inflation's up, markets are closed, and everyone's basically just standing around. BORING! image

Markets Flat? More Like Markets FLOP! Is Anyone Having Fun?

Fri 18 April, 2025 00:11
2 minutes to read

SpaceX, Palantir, and Anduril are rumored to be frontrunners for Trump's 'Golden Dome' missile defense shield, potentially shaking up the defense contracting world. It's all about rockets, satellites, and maybe a little bit of chaos! image

Elon Musk Building a Giant Space Laser?! Is This Gonna Be Fun or What!

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:21
3 minutes to read

Jinx here! Japan's March exports are in, and they're... kinda meh. Trade wars, tariff tantrums, and economic hiccups – let's blow it all up! image

Japan's Exports Just Did WHAT?! Trump's Trade Tantrum Incoming!

Thu 17 April, 2025 00:10
2 minutes to read

Jinx reports on the scary credit score decline and what it means for your chances of buying more rockets. Plus, student loans are the real villains! image

Credit Scores Are Dropping Faster Than My Sanity! Are You Ready to Blow Up Your Debt?

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:34
3 minutes to read