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Some party pooper got shot at the CIA, while some other somebodies got shot near a museum. Coincidence? Maybe. Boring? Definitely. image

CIA Headquarters Gets a Bangin' Wake-Up Call! (Not My Fault This Time!)

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:46
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Nike's making a comeback on Amazon after a bit of a break-up. More shoes for everyone! (Probably means more targets, too!) image

Nike and Amazon Back Together? Time to Celebrate with Shiny New Shoes (and Explosions!)

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:42
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Jinx here, reporting on Nike and Amazon's reunion – because who needs rules when you've got explosions, I mean, shopping! image

Nike and Amazon: Back Together Like Powder Kegs and a Match!

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:42
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Burger King tries to win back families with colorful Whoppers and a 'How to Train Your Dragon' collab. Will it be a total blast, or just another boom? image

Burger King's Dragon Flame Whopper: Is This Chaos I Ordered?

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:50
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Jinx reports on Elon Musk's warning that AI development could face power shortages, potentially slowing down the fun and games. Is this a 'told you so' moment for clean energy? image

Elon Musk Says AI Needs More ZAP! (And Maybe a Bigger Boom-Boom Room!)

Wed 21 May, 2025 00:22
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Jinx weighs in on the Trump administration's return of student loan collection, and how it's gonna make everyone's wallets a whole lot lighter... or emptier, depending on how you look at it! image

Trump's Debt Collection: Time to Blow Up the Piggy Bank! (Or Maybe Just the Government)

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:51
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JPMorgan Chase CEO warns about deficits and tariffs, but who cares when there's chaos to be had? image

Jamie Dimon Says We're All Doomed! (And I Say... Good!)

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:35
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Jinx here, reporting on Nvidia's latest tech explosion that's gonna shake up the AI world like a loose grenade in a tea party. Spoiler: Mayhem expected. image

Nvidia's NVLink Fusion: More Like NV-Fun-Link! (BOOM!)

Mon 19 May, 2025 10:04
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Elon Musk, NASA, and China are racing to Mars, but is this a giant leap for mankind or a massive faceplant? image

Mars Mayhem! Rockets, Risks, and Really Red Dust!

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:00
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Jinx reports on the latest presidential social media explosion, targeting Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, and even the Supreme Court! image

Trump's Twitter Tantrum: A Jinx-Approved Guide to Presidential Meltdowns!

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:27
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