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Jinx here, reporting on how those boring grown-up tariff thingies are gonna make your awesome Adidas kicks cost more BOOORING! image

Adidas Screams: Tariffs are a Total Powder Keg, Gonna Blow Up Your Sneaker Prices!

Wed 30 April, 2025 09:49
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Jinx reports on the explosive new partnership between Waymo and Toyota to bring self-driving tech to your personal ride... because why not cause a little chaos? image

Waymo and Toyota Team Up? More Like Team BOOM! Get Ready for Robotaxi Mayhem!

Wed 30 April, 2025 00:04
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Consumer confidence tanks harder than Powder's inventions, sparking recession fears! Tariffs are to blame apparently. Time to get excited! image

Consumer Confidence CRASHES! Is This The End Or Just A REALLY Good Opportunity To Blow Stuff Up?

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:24
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Jinx reports on how Trump's tariffs are gonna make your sneakers pricier, but hey, at least Adidas dumped Yeezy! image

Adidas' Tariff Tantrum: More Boom, Less Pow! (Thanks, Trumpy!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 09:50
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The U.S. government's flip-flopping on international student visas is causing chaos, confusion, and maybe even a little bit of good old-fashioned mayhem! Are students fleeing to Canada and the UK, or is America still the land of opportunity (and overpriced textbooks)? image

U.S. Student Visa Rollercoaster: Are International Students Jumping Ship, Or Is It Just a Big, Shiny Distraction?

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:47
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E-commerce giants like PayPal, Block, and Affirm are sweating bullets over potential tariff implications and their impact on consumer spending. Time to watch the world burn... or maybe just your wallet! image

CHAOS COMING? Tariffs Threaten Your Loot, Says Jinx!

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:00
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Turns out, even folks who save the world sometimes need a hot tub or a gangster movie to pay the bills. Who knew? image

From Zero to Superhero: Even Marvel Stars Need a Little Boom-Boom to Get By!

Sat 26 April, 2025 15:00
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Some dude named Luigi pleads 'not guilty' for offing a health insurance bigwig. Apparently, he REALLY didn't like healthcare. Who does, am I right? image

Health CEO Gets a Bang-Up Sendoff! (Oops, Did I Say That Out Loud?)

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:24
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Some dude named Luigi says 'NOT GUILTY' to offing a health insurance bigwig. Now the feds are all fired up for a capital punishment showdown! Talk about a grand finale! image

WHOA! Health CEO Gets BOOM-BOOM'D! (And They Wanna Fry the Guy!)

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:24
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Some boring old dudes are arguing about cash vs. stocks. Jinx says: Stocks! Explosions! What's the diff?! image

CASH IS KING? NAH, MORE LIKE CASH IS A CHUMP! (Says Jinx, Obviously)

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:32
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