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Digital physical therapy startup Hinge Health defies market jitters, posts a profitable first quarter, and keeps IPO hopes alive. Can't wait to blow it up! image

Hinge Health's IPO? Sounds Like a Blast...of PROFIT!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:09
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Bill Ackman thinks Berkshire Hathaway might actually start sharing its treasure horde after Warren Buffett dips – maybe even with, like, *dividends* and stuff! Get ready for Abel-solute chaos! image

Buffett's Outta Here?! Time to Turn Berkshire into a Giggle Factory!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:13
2 minutes to read

Retailers are freaking out over potential tariffs, and they're using it to try and trick you into buying more stuff! Jinx breaks down the madness and offers totally-not-suspicious shopping advice. image

Retail Apocalypse Now? Jinx's Guide to Surviving Trump's Trade Tantrums!

Sun 04 May, 2025 12:00
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OPEC+ countries are meeting to discuss oil output, and Jinx is here to give you the totally unbiased, explosive scoop! image

OPEC+ Shenanigans: More Boom or Bust?!

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:53
2 minutes to read

Jinx here, reporting on the stock market's wild ride, from job surges to game delays, all with a sprinkle of chaos and explosions! image

BOOM! Stocks Up, GTA Delayed, and Reddit's Scraping Gold Mine - Jinx's Take!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:10
2 minutes to read

Ex-National Security Advisor Mike Waltz caught using Signal despite Trump's disapproval. Looks like someone's ignoring the rules! Time for some chaos! image

Trump Team's Signal Shenanigans: Jinx's Guide to Ignoring the Man!

Fri 02 May, 2025 02:07
2 minutes to read

Eli Lilly shrugs off CVS partnership drama with Novo Nordisk, touting innovation and oral meds while stock dips. 'Rules are meant to be broken,' right? image

Lilly's Pill-Popping Party Doesn't Stop for CVS's Silly Shenanigans!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:04
2 minutes to read

Grim news for the Golden Arches as sales slump, proving even burgers can't escape a little chaos. Let's blow this story wide open! image

McDonald's Meltdown! Did Someone Say Boom?

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read

Apple gets a smackdown from the judge for fibbing about App Store fees, and Jinx is here to spill the tea (and maybe light a few fireworks). image

Apple Bites the Dust: Judge Says They Lied! Time to Party, People!

Wed 30 April, 2025 23:47
3 minutes to read

Microsoft's Q3 earnings are about to drop, and everyone's sweating bullets over tariffs and AI slowdowns. Get ready for some chaos! image

MICROSOFT'S MONEY MAYHEM! Will Tariffs Tame the Tech Titan?

Wed 30 April, 2025 16:48
2 minutes to read