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This genius therapist thinks relationships are like piggy banks. I'm here to tell you how to REALLY blow things up – or maybe, just maybe, keep the chaos to a minimum. image

Relationship Bank Account? Sounds Like a Target Practice to Me!

Tue 10 June, 2025 13:20
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Jinx here, reporting live from the chaos factory! Merck just unleashed a new shot to protect babies from RSV, and it’s about to get wilder than a chomper convention. image

BLAM! Merck's New Baby Shield: Is This Thing On?

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:13
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Warner Bros. Discovery is splitting into a streaming/studios company and a global networks company by 2026, because apparently one giant explosion wasn't chaotic enough. image

Warner Bros. Discovery Goes Boom! Two Companies Are Better Than One… Right?

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:58
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Jinx here, reporting live from the chaos zone! China's EV market is going BOOM with price wars, and even the top dogs are starting to sweat. Buckle up, buttercups, it's gonna be a wild ride! image

China's EV Price War: Is This Just the Appetizer? (Spoiler Alert: Kaboom!)

Fri 06 June, 2025 03:03
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A pow-wow between Germany's Chancellor and the U.S. President? Trade wars, Ukraine, and NATO – oh my! Let's see if they blow it up or bake a beautiful friendship cake. image

TRUMP AND GERMANY'S NEW GUY: CHAOS OR CAKE?

Thu 05 June, 2025 09:06
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The Fed's playing hard to get with interest rate cuts, but Jinx is here to tell ya how to make your own boom! image

Interest Rate Rollercoaster: Hold On Tight, Buttercups! (Or Just Blow It Up!)

Fri 30 May, 2025 16:03
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Turns out, even a basketball superstar can make some... *interesting* business choices. From Nike's snooze-fest to Under Armour's underdog charm, let's see how Stephen Curry stirred up the sneaker game. It's gonna be fun! image

Stephen Curry Ditches Nike?! Time to Cause Some Mayhem!

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:13
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Xiaomi's profits are soaring like a rocket, leaving Apple in the dust as they conquer the smartphone market and rev up their electric vehicle game. Oh, and analysts are going wild! image

Xiaomi's Got Boom Boom Pow! Apple's Car Dreams Go Kaboom!

Sun 01 June, 2025 11:26
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Jinx here, reporting on why your precious retirement accounts are doing the cha-cha, but maybe it's not time to panic... yet! image

Retirement Funds Dropping Faster Than My Sanity! (Or Maybe Not?)

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:54
3 minutes to read

SpaceX's company town, Starbase, Texas, is considering new zoning laws that might shake things up for residents. Sounds like a perfect opportunity for some mayhem! image

Starbase is Changing, and I'm Not Sure if I Like It

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:00
3 minutes to read