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Asia dominates summer travel destinations, leaving the U.S. in the dust and even the Yen is getting in on the fun. Time for some mayhem! image

CHAOS IN THE SKIES! Asia Steals the Show (Again!) While America Takes a Nap!

Tue 13 May, 2025 03:49
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Ex-Tesla exec Sterling Anderson joins General Motors as Chief Product Officer, sparking electric buzz and raising questions about the future of EVs and gas-powered cars. image

GM Gets Zapped! Tesla's Brainiac Jumps Ship – Is This Pow-Pow-Power Move?

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:26
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The new Pope wants world peace, but Jinx thinks it sounds kinda boring. Where are the explosions? image

Pope Leo XIV Says No More Boom Booms! (But Where's the Fun in That?)

Sun 11 May, 2025 10:24
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Former Waste Management CEO David Steiner is the new Postmaster General, and Jinx is here to ask the important questions: What's next, recycling my bombs? image

Mail Mayhem: Ex-Trash Boss Takes Over USPS! Is This a Joke?

Fri 09 May, 2025 18:29
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Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund doubles down on women's golf, splashing cash across the Ladies European Tour. Is it progress, or just another way to make a boom? image

Fore! Saudi Arabia Goes Wild for Women's Golf – Is This a Bang or a Blunder?

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:59
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Looks like ol' Donny T is having a tantrum because the Fed ain't playing his game. Will the whole thing blow up in our faces? Only time (and maybe a few rockets) will tell! image

TRUMP RAGES AT 'FOOL' POWELL! IS THE FED ABOUT TO EXPLODE?!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:25
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Old mate Perdue gets shipped off to China just as things get spicy, and Trump's still got his finger glued to the tariff button. Is this diplomacy or just another bang-up mess? image

Trump Sends a Suit to China! (Guess He's Out of Rockets)

Wed 07 May, 2025 21:17
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Wall Street big shots are still betting big on Arista Networks, even if their stock is doing a bit of a nosedive. Apparently, AI and cloud computing are the 'it' things, but tariffs? BOO! image

Arista Networks: Buy, Buy, BUY! Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tech Boom (Maybe)

Wed 07 May, 2025 14:01
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Top Trump officials are jetting off to Switzerland to chat with China about the ongoing trade war. Will it be fireworks, or just another reason to paint the town? image

Trump's Trade Tango in Switzerland? Sounds Like a Kaboom Waiting to Happen!

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:25
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The S&P 500 is bouncing back, and some fancy pants traders are betting on Google (GOOG). Jinx, however, has her own explosive ideas about this 'bullish' trend. image

S&P 500 Roars Back! Time to Unleash Some Chaos on GOOG, Says Jinx!

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:09
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