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Israel and Iran are still duking it out, markets are confused, and I'm just here for the fireworks! All the juicy details, Jinx style. image

BOOM! Tehran's 'Paying the Price' – More Explosions Than My Birthday!

Mon 16 June, 2025 12:16
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Cybersecurity CEO Jay Chaudhry credits his wife, Jyoti, for his $17 billion success, proving even geniuses need a little 'Pow-Pow' in their lives. image

BOOM! Billionaire Says Wife is Secret Weapon... Sounds Like a Good Explosion!

Sun 15 June, 2025 14:00
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Tech CEO Jay Chaudhry credits his wife for his $17 billion success, proving even geniuses need someone to handle the boring stuff. Like payroll! Hehe! image

Billionaire Says Behind Every Great Man is a Woman With a Calculator! BOOM!

Sun 15 June, 2025 14:00
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Missiles, airstrikes, and Trump's two cents – what a party! Jinx reports on the Israel-Iran conflict with extra explosions and a side of crazy. image

Kaboom! Israel and Iran Go Fireworks Crazy! (And Trump's Loving It!)

Sat 14 June, 2025 08:06
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Goldman Sachs suggests investors buy call options instead of stocks as the S&P 500 nears a new high. Is this the perfect setup for some glorious, chaotic fun? image

Markets About to Explode? Goldman Says 'Buy Calls!'... Sounds Like a Party!

Fri 13 June, 2025 14:02
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Air India Boeing 787 crashes shortly after takeoff, killing hundreds. Jinx investigates (sort of). image

BOOM! Dreamliner Goes Down in India – Jinx Was NOT Piloting (This Time!)

Thu 12 June, 2025 22:17
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BOOM! Dreamliner Goes Down in India! Did Someone Say Kaboom?

Thu 12 June, 2025 14:17
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Oracle's cloud is making it rain cash, leaving Wall Street analysts scrambling for cover! Jinx reports, because explosions and profits are kinda the same thing! image

Oracle's Numbers Go BOOM! Even Bigger Than My Rockets!

Wed 11 June, 2025 22:17
2 minutes to read

Meta unveils V-JEPA 2, an AI 'world model' that aims to understand and predict physical interactions, but will it be able to understand my mayhem? image

Meta's New AI: Is It Smart Enough to Catch My Grenades?

Wed 11 June, 2025 14:17
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Some fancy-pants U.S. Treasury dude peaced out of China trade talks 'cause Congress called. Sounds boring. Explosions are way cooler. image

U.S. Trade Talks? More Like U.S. Bored Talks! Top Official Bails!

Tue 10 June, 2025 21:17
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