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Jinx here, reporting live from the chaos! Inflation's doing the cha-cha, tariffs might ruin everything, and eggs are suddenly worth more than gold. Buckle up, buttercups! image

Inflation Rollercoaster! Will Tariffs Wreck the Party or is it All Just a Big Kaboom?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:51
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Amazon's Kuiper satellite launch delayed by weather, leaving them trailing behind SpaceX in the space race. Looks like someone needs a bigger boom! image

Amazon's Space Party CRASHED by...Clouds?! Is Bezos Crying??

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:08
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Drugmaker stocks take a nosedive as Trump's tariff threats loom, leaving everyone wondering if this is genius or just plain crazy. image

Trump's Pharma Tariffs a Boom or a Bust? You Won't BELIEVE What Happens Next!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:51
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Jinx reports on India's central bank slashing rates amidst tariff wars and a possible economic slowdown. Time to paint the town... red with worry? image

India's Economy Goes Boom or Bust?! Blame it on America! (and Maybe the Weather!)

Wed 09 April, 2025 07:39
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UBS cuts its S&P 500 target amid Trump's tariff chaos, and this loose cannon Jinx is here to tell you why you should probably just blow it all up anyway! image

Wall Street Freaks Out! Is the Market About to Explode?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:26
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That 'Big Short' guy says more market craziness is coming thanks to tariffs and stuff. As if I needed another reason to blow things up! image

Market Mayhem! Are We All Doomed to Be Boring and Responsible?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 23:21
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With Trump's tariffs causing market chaos, Jinx dives into whether falling stock prices are genuine bargains or just shiny distractions. image

Stocks Are Getting Clobbered! Is This A Fire Sale Or A Fool's Errand?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:04
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Experts weigh in on why letting go of childhood friends is harder than blowing up a bank, even when you're as different as Pow-Pow and Fishbones. Plus, a cheeky career change ad because, why not? image

White Lotus Friendship Drama Explodes! Are YOU Doomed to Old Friend Fights?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 16:00
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Even childhood friendships can be a ticking time bomb, just like me! Why is it so hard to say goodbye to old pals? Experts say it's like trying to squeeze into super old, totally lame jeans! image

White Lotus Friendship Finale! Are You Ready for Explosions of DRAMA?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 16:00
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Melissa Ben-Ishay turned a firing into a cupcake empire, proving that sometimes, chaos IS a ladder... made of frosting! image

From Fired to Cupcake Queen! This Lady Blew Up the Internet with TINY Cakes!

Fri 24 May, 2024 16:54
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