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Ex-President Trump approves U.S. Steel and Nippon Steel merger, promising jobs and economic boost after Biden's initial block. Is this progress, or just another explosive situation? image

Trump Says Steel Merger is a Go! More Boom, Less Doom (Maybe?)

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:01
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Intuit's stock prices skyrocketed after a killer earnings report, fueled by AI and dreams of world domination. It's all about the boom! image

Intuit's Cash Cannon: Stocks Explode Like a Super Mega Death Rocket!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:43
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Intuit's stock skyrockets after smashing earnings expectations and promising an AI-fueled future. Because who needs rules when you have AI? image

BOOM! Intuit's Profits Explode Like a Super Mega Death Rocket!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:43
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Amazon shareholders voted against a proposal to formally separate the CEO and board chair roles, keeping the company's leadership structure flexible. Booooring. Where are the explosions? image

Amazon Shareholders Say 'NOPE' to Splitting the Boss in Two! More Power to Jassy I say!

Thu 22 May, 2025 23:22
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Amazon shareholders voted down a proposal to keep the CEO and board chair positions separate. Jinx weighs in because, you know, rules are meant to be broken! image

BOOORING! Amazon Shareholders Say NO to Rules... So What's Next to Blow Up?

Thu 22 May, 2025 23:22
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Some party pooper got shot at the CIA, while some other somebodies got shot near a museum. Coincidence? Maybe. Boring? Definitely. image

CIA Headquarters Gets a Bangin' Wake-Up Call! (Not My Fault This Time!)

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:46
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Nike's making a comeback on Amazon after a bit of a break-up. More shoes for everyone! (Probably means more targets, too!) image

Nike and Amazon Back Together? Time to Celebrate with Shiny New Shoes (and Explosions!)

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:42
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Jinx here, reporting on Nike and Amazon's reunion – because who needs rules when you've got explosions, I mean, shopping! image

Nike and Amazon: Back Together Like Powder Kegs and a Match!

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:42
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Burger King tries to win back families with colorful Whoppers and a 'How to Train Your Dragon' collab. Will it be a total blast, or just another boom? image

Burger King's Dragon Flame Whopper: Is This Chaos I Ordered?

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:50
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Jinx reports on Elon Musk's warning that AI development could face power shortages, potentially slowing down the fun and games. Is this a 'told you so' moment for clean energy? image

Elon Musk Says AI Needs More ZAP! (And Maybe a Bigger Boom-Boom Room!)

Wed 21 May, 2025 00:22
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