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A chaotic overview of the Senate's proposed tax and spending package, filled with last-minute changes, potential winners and losers, and of course, Jinx's explosively unbiased opinions. image

Senate's 'Big, Beautiful Bill' or 'Big, Blah, Boring Bill'? Jinx Investigates!

Sat 28 June, 2025 19:57
3 minutes to read

Nvidia's stock is going wilder than my explosives, soaring to new heights as AI and robotics hype takes over, leaving Apple and Microsoft in the dust! image

Nvidia's Gone Kaboom! Chip Giant Steals the Show!

Fri 27 June, 2025 16:48
2 minutes to read

Circle's stock is going wild, stablecoins are trending, and Wall Street is jumping on the crazy train! Get ready for some seriously unpredictable financial fireworks! image

CHAOS REIGNS: Circle Stock SOARS! Are Stablecoins the Next Big Kaboom?

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:43
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Micron's earnings EXPLODE, fueled by AI demand! Is this the start of a beautiful chaos, or just a flash in the pan? Jinx investigates (sort of). image

Micron's Boom-Boom Earnings: Is This AI Hype or the Real Deal?

Wed 25 June, 2025 22:04
2 minutes to read

Bumble, the dating app, is laying off 30% of its staff, and I, Jinx, am here to report on the chaos, Piltover style! image

Bumble BLOWS UP... Their Workforce?! Jinx Investigates!

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:08
3 minutes to read

A fired DOJ lawyer spills the beans on a Trump nominee, claiming he encouraged attorneys to disregard court orders. Looks like someone needs a little chaos! image

Top DOJ Official Caught Telling Lawyers To Flip Off Judges? Sounds Like My Kind Of Party!

Tue 24 June, 2025 18:19
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Turns out China's been getting its precious boom-boom dust from Myanmar, but now the party's over thanks to a civil war and some very unhappy rebels! Whoops! image

Jinx Uncovers Shiny Dirt Drama! China's Rare Earth Secret...It's GONE WRONG!

Tue 24 June, 2025 08:51
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China's been snagging rare earth materials from Myanmar, but now there's a war going on and things are getting a little...chaotic. Sounds like fun! image

Rare Earth Rumble: China's Piltover Heist Gone Kaboom!

Tue 24 June, 2025 08:51
2 minutes to read

Jinx here, reporting live (and slightly maniacally) on how oil prices went kablooey after a missile strike that thankfully missed the mark. Buckle up, buttercups, it's gonna be a wild ride! image

BOOM or Bust? Oil Prices Tumble After Iran Missile Mishap!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:25
2 minutes to read

Some fancy analyst dude thinks Estee Lauder might not be a total snooze-fest anymore. Apparently, they're trying to be less China-obsessed and more… not-terrible? We'll see about that. image

Estee-LAU-DER?! More Like Estee-BORED-ER! (But Maybe Not, Says Some Guy)

Mon 23 June, 2025 10:06
2 minutes to read