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E-commerce giants like PayPal, Block, and Affirm are sweating bullets over potential tariff implications and their impact on consumer spending. Time to watch the world burn... or maybe just your wallet! image

CHAOS COMING? Tariffs Threaten Your Loot, Says Jinx!

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:00
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Turns out, even folks who save the world sometimes need a hot tub or a gangster movie to pay the bills. Who knew? image

From Zero to Superhero: Even Marvel Stars Need a Little Boom-Boom to Get By!

Sat 26 April, 2025 15:00
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Some dude named Luigi pleads 'not guilty' for offing a health insurance bigwig. Apparently, he REALLY didn't like healthcare. Who does, am I right? image

Health CEO Gets a Bang-Up Sendoff! (Oops, Did I Say That Out Loud?)

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:24
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Some dude named Luigi says 'NOT GUILTY' to offing a health insurance bigwig. Now the feds are all fired up for a capital punishment showdown! Talk about a grand finale! image

WHOA! Health CEO Gets BOOM-BOOM'D! (And They Wanna Fry the Guy!)

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:24
2 minutes to read

Some boring old dudes are arguing about cash vs. stocks. Jinx says: Stocks! Explosions! What's the diff?! image

CASH IS KING? NAH, MORE LIKE CASH IS A CHUMP! (Says Jinx, Obviously)

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:32
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The Tokyo Stock Exchange is lowering investment thresholds to attract retail investors, hoping to boost the Japanese economy. Sounds like a party waiting to happen! image

Tokyo Stock Exchange Just Got A Whole Lot More Interesting! Is This Gonna Be Fun?

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:27
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Jinx here, reporting on the market madness! Stocks are up, but one company's schizophrenia drug trial went kaboom! Plus, Cramer's crew is watching Capital One's big buy. Let's cause some chaos! image

Did This Drug Trial Explode Like One Of My Bombs?! Markets Go Boom, But This Stock... Ouch!

Wed 23 April, 2025 18:39
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Jinx's take on today's stock market frenzy: Boeing's bounce, Tesla's tremors, and a whole lotta chaos in between! image

BOOM! Stocks are Going Wild and Jinx is Here to Report! Is Your Portfolio Ready for Some Mayhem?

Wed 23 April, 2025 12:29
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Jinx weighs in on navigating the chaotic stock market with dividends, destruction, and maybe a few explosions. image

Is the Stock Market Going BOOM! Or Bust? Jinx's Guide to Not Blowing Up Your Savings!

Tue 22 April, 2025 20:21
2 minutes to read

Fruitist, formerly Agrovision, hits $400M in sales with mega-berries and might just IPO! What's next? Cherry bombs! image

Holy Berries Batman! This Fruit Company is Going Bananas!

Tue 22 April, 2025 12:17
3 minutes to read