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Ex-National Security Advisor Mike Waltz caught using Signal despite Trump's disapproval. Looks like someone's ignoring the rules! Time for some chaos! image

Trump Team's Signal Shenanigans: Jinx's Guide to Ignoring the Man!

Fri 02 May, 2025 02:07
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Eli Lilly shrugs off CVS partnership drama with Novo Nordisk, touting innovation and oral meds while stock dips. 'Rules are meant to be broken,' right? image

Lilly's Pill-Popping Party Doesn't Stop for CVS's Silly Shenanigans!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:04
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Grim news for the Golden Arches as sales slump, proving even burgers can't escape a little chaos. Let's blow this story wide open! image

McDonald's Meltdown! Did Someone Say Boom?

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read

Apple gets a smackdown from the judge for fibbing about App Store fees, and Jinx is here to spill the tea (and maybe light a few fireworks). image

Apple Bites the Dust: Judge Says They Lied! Time to Party, People!

Wed 30 April, 2025 23:47
3 minutes to read

Microsoft's Q3 earnings are about to drop, and everyone's sweating bullets over tariffs and AI slowdowns. Get ready for some chaos! image

MICROSOFT'S MONEY MAYHEM! Will Tariffs Tame the Tech Titan?

Wed 30 April, 2025 16:48
2 minutes to read

Jinx here, reporting on how those boring grown-up tariff thingies are gonna make your awesome Adidas kicks cost more BOOORING! image

Adidas Screams: Tariffs are a Total Powder Keg, Gonna Blow Up Your Sneaker Prices!

Wed 30 April, 2025 09:49
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Jinx reports on the explosive new partnership between Waymo and Toyota to bring self-driving tech to your personal ride... because why not cause a little chaos? image

Waymo and Toyota Team Up? More Like Team BOOM! Get Ready for Robotaxi Mayhem!

Wed 30 April, 2025 00:04
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Consumer confidence tanks harder than Powder's inventions, sparking recession fears! Tariffs are to blame apparently. Time to get excited! image

Consumer Confidence CRASHES! Is This The End Or Just A REALLY Good Opportunity To Blow Stuff Up?

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:24
3 minutes to read

Jinx reports on how Trump's tariffs are gonna make your sneakers pricier, but hey, at least Adidas dumped Yeezy! image

Adidas' Tariff Tantrum: More Boom, Less Pow! (Thanks, Trumpy!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 09:50
2 minutes to read

The U.S. government's flip-flopping on international student visas is causing chaos, confusion, and maybe even a little bit of good old-fashioned mayhem! Are students fleeing to Canada and the UK, or is America still the land of opportunity (and overpriced textbooks)? image

U.S. Student Visa Rollercoaster: Are International Students Jumping Ship, Or Is It Just a Big, Shiny Distraction?

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:47
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