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Alabama Man Gets 14 Months for SEC Hack, Bitcoin Briefly Goes Wild, and I'm Still Figuring Out This Whole Crypto Thing! image

Holy Hack Attack! SEC's X Account Gets a Taste of 'Drunken Master' Cybersecurity!

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:42
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Jackie Chan breaks down how the 10-year Treasury yield is impacting the stock market, with insights on the S&P 500 and Meta Platforms, adding a touch of humor and wisdom along the way. image

Bond Market Kung Fu: How the 10-Year Treasury Yield is Kicking Stocks Into Shape!

Fri 16 May, 2025 13:17
3 minutes to read

Jackie Chan weighs in on the potential $45 million military parade in Washington, D.C., questioning if the cost is worth the celebration. image

Holy Birthday Bash, Batman! Trump's Army Parade Could Cost More Than My Movie Budget!

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:47
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Bombas, the sock and apparel company, appoints Jason LaRose as its new CEO to spearhead its expansion into wholesale and physical retail, while founder David Heath transitions to executive chair. image

Sock It To 'Em! Bombas Gets a New CEO, Ready to Kickstart Retail Revolution (No Broken Bones, Promise!)

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:23
3 minutes to read

Jackie Chan gives his hilarious take on Alexis Ohanian's investment in Chelsea FC Women, sprinkling in wisdom, humor, and a dash of his signature action philosophy. image

Holy High Kick! Reddit's Alexis Ohanian Buys Chelsea FC Women – Jackie Chan Style!

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:26
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Jackie Chan reports on General Motors' groundbreaking LMR battery technology, promising cheaper, longer-lasting batteries for electric trucks and SUVs by 2028. Like a good stunt, it's all about precision and timing! image

GM's Electric Kung Fu: New Batteries Kick Cost and Range Anxiety!

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:47
3 minutes to read

Jackie Chan shares his hilarious take on Databricks' acquisition of Neon for a cool billion, complete with action movie analogies and philosophical pondering. image

Holy Databricks! One BILLION Dollars?! Jackie Chan Reacts to the Tech World's Latest Kung Fu Move!

Wed 14 May, 2025 12:25
3 minutes to read

A tentative U.S.-China trade deal sparks optimism, but will it last? Jackie Chan lends his comedic and action-packed perspective on Wall Street's latest rollercoaster. image

Wah! Trump and China: No More Mr. Nice Trade War? Jackie Chan's Take!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:34
2 minutes to read

Jackie Chan gives his hilarious take on the US Treasury Secretary's announcement of upcoming trade talks with China, filled with martial arts metaphors and classic Chan-isms. image

Hai Ya! Trade Talks Kickin' Again! Jackie Chan on US-China Negotiations!

Mon 12 May, 2025 11:55
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Jackie Chan steps into the financial ring, echoing Ric Edelman's call for better financial education, warning against get-rich-quick schemes, and championing financial literacy for the younger generation. image

Wah! Money Matters! Jackie Chan on a Mission to Kung Fu Kick Financial Illiteracy!

Sat 10 May, 2025 14:19
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