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Forget threats and bribes! Learn how to communicate with your kids like a master, turning defiance into cooperation with these simple phrase shifts – Jackie Chan style! image

From 'Because I Said So' to 'Let's Talk': Jackie Chan's Guide to Kung Fu Parenting (Without the Kung Fu!)

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:56
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Forget threats and bribes! This article, reviewed by yours truly, Jackie Chan, unveils the secrets to making kids WANT to listen, turning your home into a harmonious (and slightly less chaotic) dojo. image

Waah! No More 'Because I Said So!' Jackie Chan's Guide to Taming Tiny Tornados (Without the Kung Fu)

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:56
3 minutes to read

Jackie Chan breaks down the news of US strikes on Iranian nuclear sites with a blend of action movie flair and a dash of head-scratching humor. Because, you know, peace is *always* the best policy...unless you're doing a movie stunt. image

Holy Smokes! Trump's Got Iran Doing the Dizzy Dance!

Sun 22 June, 2025 02:14
2 minutes to read

Tesla scores a major deal in China to build a giant battery power plant, proving that even amidst trade tensions, the world needs clean energy. And maybe a good stunt double for those electric shocks! image

Tesla Goes Green in China: Even Jackie Chan Needs a Good Battery!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:47
2 minutes to read

Meta's CEO Mark Zuckerberg is on a massive AI talent-grabbing spree, poaching top executives from rival AI firms with billions of dollars. Even I'm impressed by his acrobatic moves in the corporate world! image

Zuckerberg's AI Talent Raid: Even Jackie Chan Can't Believe This!

Thu 19 June, 2025 23:55
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Jackie Chan breaks down Meta's aggressive pursuit of AI talent, featuring Zuckerberg, Altman, and a whole lot of money flying faster than my Police Story stunts! image

Holy Smokes! Zuck's AI Talent Grab is Faster Than My Rush Hour 3 Taxi!

Thu 19 June, 2025 23:55
3 minutes to read

Jackie Chan hilariously breaks down the Federal Reserve's inflation concerns, Trump's tariffs, and the global economic rollercoaster, all while dropping some classic movie wisdom. image

Holy Inflation, Batman! Even Jackie Chan is Worried About Rising Prices!

Wed 18 June, 2025 19:28
3 minutes to read

With deadlines looming and disagreements mounting over tech regulations, taxes, and mismatched worldviews, the U.S. and EU are struggling to strike a trade deal. Will they find common ground, or are we in for a 'Project A' style showdown? image

U.S. and EU Trade Tango: Are We Headed for a Rumble in the Tariff Jungle?

Wed 18 June, 2025 10:58
4 minutes to read

Jackie Chan breaks down the Fed's upcoming policy meeting, the tariff tango, and potential Middle East mayhem, all while dodging rate cut decisions like a well-choreographed fight scene! image

Wah! Fed's Got a Headache! Will Tariffs and Turmoil Make Them Say 'Drunken Master' to Interest Rates?

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:35
3 minutes to read

Experts suggest the Trump Organization's new 'Made in the USA' smartphone will likely be manufactured in China, raising eyebrows and sparking debate. image

Holy Hand Grenades! Trump Phone Made in China? Like Trying to Catch a Fly with Chopsticks!

Tue 17 June, 2025 11:48
2 minutes to read