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Amidst market fluctuations, upcoming jobs data and policy revisions take center stage, requiring investors to be nimble like a drunken master. image

Wah! Economy's Doing Kung Fu? Jobs Data and Policy Updates Kick into High Gear!

Sun 29 June, 2025 14:19
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Jackie Chan gives his take on Trump's wavering tariff deadlines, blending action movie wisdom with a touch of global trade chaos. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: A 'No Problem!' Situation or a Real 'Police Story'?

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:06
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Jackie Chan analyzes Wall Street's latest stock moves, delivering a comedic and insightful report on who's kicking high and who's getting knocked out. image

Wall Street Gets a Jackie Chan Style Beatdown: Stocks Upgraded, Downgraded, and Left Hanging From Chandeliers!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:21
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Jackie Chan shares his humorous take on Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff's announcement about AI automating workloads, and the potential impact on jobs – is it time for robots to learn Kung Fu? image

AI Doing My Stunts Now? Even Jackie Chan is Surprised by Salesforce!

Thu 26 June, 2025 17:46
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Jackie Chan chimes in on potential FEMA changes, urging homeowners to be prepared and not rely solely on government aid after natural disasters, emphasizing the importance of home insurance and personal responsibility. image

FEMA Face-Off! Jackie Chan Says: "Don't Be a Dummy, Protect Your Home Like I Protect My Stunts!"

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:30
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Jackie Chan weighs in on the conflicting reports surrounding the U.S. strikes on Iranian nuclear sites, blending action movie wisdom with a healthy dose of 'did I do that?' image

Holy Smokes! Trump Says Iran's Nuclear Program 'Obliterated' - But Did He Jump Out of a Window?

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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Wells Fargo predicts a bright, AI-powered future for Microsoft, potentially reaching $100 billion in revenue by 2029 with Copilot leading the charge. Looks like someone's been practicing their Drunken Master moves in the tech world! image

Microsoft's AI Kung Fu: $100 Billion by 2029? Even I'm Impressed!

Wed 25 June, 2025 09:59
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Amazon plans to expand its rapid delivery services to over 4,000 smaller cities, towns, and rural communities in the U.S. by the end of the year, investing $4 billion to triple its rural delivery network by 2026. image

Amazon Goes Rural: Jackie Chan Style Delivery is Coming!

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:52
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Jackie Chan breaks down Meta's near-acquisition of AI video startup Runway, its eventual investment in Scale AI, and the ongoing tech battle for AI supremacy. Looks like everyone wants to be the next AI Dragon! image

Meta's AI Kung Fu: Almost Nabbed Runway, But Still Kicking!

Mon 23 June, 2025 22:25
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Federal Reserve Governor Michelle Bowman hints at a possible interest rate cut in July, and Jackie Chan is here to break it down with his signature blend of action and economics! image

Holy Rate Cut, Batman! Jackie Chan Explains the Fed's Next Move (and Maybe Does a Stunt or Two!)

Mon 23 June, 2025 14:07
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