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Iron Man analyzes Boeing's resurgence with a healthy dose of snark and tech genius. Orders are up, production's stabilizing, and Airbus might be feeling the heat. Time to invest, maybe? image

Boeing Soars Back: More Orders Than a Stark Expo Crowd!

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:00
3 minutes to read

Tony Stark dissects the escalating feud between Trump and California over National Guard deployment, offering a satirical look at the political drama. image

Trump vs. California: Iron Man's Take on the National Guard Showdown!

Tue 10 June, 2025 01:06
4 minutes to read

Iron Man's take on Jensen Huang's London Tech Week appearance, lavish praise for the UK, and general AI hype. image

Nvidia's Jensen Huang: More Rockstar Than CEO? Even I'm Impressed!

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:03
3 minutes to read

Iron Man analyzes the week's economic news, from inflation reports to Apple's AI struggles, Nvidia's European adventures, and BlackRock's investor day. Spoiler alert: Tariffs are still a buzzkill. image

Stark Reality Check: Inflation, AI, and BlackRock's Quest for World Domination (Maybe)

Sun 08 June, 2025 15:55
4 minutes to read

Iron Man analyzes the latest U.S. trade deficit drop, Trump's tariff tango, and whether shrinking the gap is something to celebrate or scrutinize. image

Stark Reality: Trade Deficit Dips, But Is It Really a Win?

Thu 05 June, 2025 17:50
3 minutes to read

A satirical take on the Elon Musk-Donald Trump feud and its disastrous impact on Tesla, viewed through the eyes of yours truly, Iron Man. image

Iron Man Reacts: Musk vs. Trump - Tesla's Wild Ride!

Sat 07 June, 2025 15:00
4 minutes to read

Citi downgrades Constellation Energy after a Meta deal suggests nuclear power might not command the premium investors hoped for. Iron Man weighs in with his usual blend of tech savvy and sarcasm. image

Constellation Energy's Meta Deal: More Like a Mildly Annoying Asteroid Than a Catastrophic Gamma Bomb, Says Iron Man

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:40
4 minutes to read

Iron Man analyzes how stablecoins are becoming Washington's new obsession, attracting politicians, investors, and maybe even a few supervillains. image

Stark Realities: Stablecoins Steal the Show and Washington's Heart!

Fri 30 May, 2025 23:18
4 minutes to read

South Korea elects Lee Jae-myung as President after a tumultuous period, sparking market optimism and renewed focus on US relations and economic revival. Time for a Hamner tech upgrade! image

Lee Jae-myung Wins South Korean Election: A Stark (Pun Intended) New Era?

Wed 04 June, 2025 02:30
3 minutes to read

Iron Man weighs in on the US-China trade standoff, because who better to handle global economics than a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist? image

Trade Talks Stall? Time for the Big Guns (and Maybe Some Dum-E Robotics)

Fri 30 May, 2025 01:54
4 minutes to read