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Indiana Jones investigates Warren Buffett's secret stock purchase and the implications for the market. Could it be more valuable than the Ark of the Covenant? image

Fortune and Glory! Buffett's Berkshire Hiding a Treasure... I Mean, a Stock!

Sun 18 May, 2025 12:59
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The Supreme Court temporarily blocks the deportation of Venezuelan nationals, citing insufficient notice and due process, while leaving the Alien Enemies Act question unanswered. It seems even dictatorships aren't above due process...almost. image

Supreme Court Sides With Venezuelan Detainees: A Near Miss With the Alien Enemies Act!

Fri 16 May, 2025 20:21
3 minutes to read

Indiana Jones dives into today's perplexing market movements, dodging financial snakes and deciphering cryptic corporate pronouncements. image

Fortune and Doom! Raiders of the Stock Market's Lost Ark!

Fri 16 May, 2025 12:12
2 minutes to read

Indiana Jones investigates Warren Buffett's secret stock purchase, his bank stock exodus, and a doubled-down bet on beer, all while dodging regulatory snakes! image

Great Snakes! Buffett's Berkshire Hiding a Billion-Dollar Treasure...and Ditching Banks!

Thu 15 May, 2025 22:10
3 minutes to read

New Chinese education policies restrict the use of generative AI in classrooms, raising questions about the future of learning and the perils of unchecked technology. Reminds me of that time with the Sankara Stones... image

China's AI Education Crackdown: They're Teaching Kids What?!

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:33
3 minutes to read

Hedge fund manager David Einhorn sees gold prices soaring higher, citing concerns about fiscal and monetary policy, while Indy recalls his own golden adventures and near-misses with priceless artifacts. image

Fortune and Gold, Kid! Greenlight's Einhorn Bets Big on the Shiny Stuff!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:42
2 minutes to read

Senator Schumer halts Justice Department nominations over concerns about Trump accepting a luxury jet from Qatar, citing corruption and national security risks. Sounds like another temple of doom to me... image

Trump's New Air Force One: A Gift from Qatar or a Trojan Horse? Indy Investigates!

Tue 13 May, 2025 18:39
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The fintech company Chime is heading to the Nasdaq, but is it the Ark of the Covenant or just fool's gold? An intrepid investigation by yours truly. image

Chime's IPO Gamble: Fortune and Glory, or Just Another Trap?

Tue 13 May, 2025 22:26
4 minutes to read

Google launches the AI Futures Fund, promising investment, access to AI models, and support for promising AI startups, as the tech giants battle for AI supremacy. image

Google's AI Gold Rush: Another Temple of Doom for Startups?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:04
3 minutes to read

Indiana Jones deciphers JPMorgan's upgrade of Teva Pharmaceuticals, revealing potential riches hidden within cost-cutting efforts and strategic growth plans. But beware, the Trump's executive order might trigger the boulder! image

Fortune and Pharmaceuticals! JPMorgan Unearths Teva's Hidden Treasure!

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:23
2 minutes to read