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Novo Nordisk pulls the plug on its partnership with Hims & Hers over concerns about the telehealth company's handling of Wegovy knock-offs, leaving shareholders reeling and the FDA sharpening its knives. image

Wegovy's Weighty Woes: Did Hims & Hers Really Think They Could Outrun Indy?

Mon 23 June, 2025 13:57
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Dr. Jones reports on Bitcoin's recent dive, linking it to geopolitical tensions and inflation fears, with a side of ancient wisdom and witty skepticism. image

Fortune and Gloom: Bitcoin Plunges Amidst Middle Eastern Mayhem!

Sun 22 June, 2025 22:15
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The retail giant settles with the FTC over allegations of turning a blind eye to money transfer fraud, proving once again that sometimes, the real treasures are common sense and ethical business practices. image

Walmart's Money Transfer Shenanigans: A $10 Million Lesson in 'Fortune and Glory'!

Sat 21 June, 2025 17:52
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Walmart settles with the FTC for $10 million over allegations it turned a blind eye to fraudsters using its money transfer services. I tell you, it's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. And this story has plenty of it. image

Walmart's Money Transfer Shenanigans: A $10 Million Lesson in Dodging Fortune and Glory (And Scammers!)

Sat 21 June, 2025 17:52
3 minutes to read

Indiana Jones reports on Elon Musk's driverless debut, facing regulatory hurdles and safety concerns in the Texas heat. image

Tesla's Robotaxis in Austin: Fortune and Glory... Or Just Another Snake Pit?

Fri 20 June, 2025 14:16
5 minutes to read

Rising geopolitical tensions in the Middle East, particularly between Israel and Iran, have sent oil prices soaring, leaving the world wondering if we're about to witness another Raiders of the Lost Fuel Tank. image

Fortune and Gasoline! Oil Prices Surge as Mideast Tensions Simmer

Thu 19 June, 2025 19:51
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Oil prices jump amidst escalating conflict in the Middle East, with Israel intensifying attacks on Iran and the U.S. weighing its options, stirring global market anxieties. Could this be another 'snakes, why did it have to be snakes?' situation for the world economy? image

Fortune and Oil! Crude Prices Surge as Tensions Flare in the Middle East

Thu 19 June, 2025 19:51
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FDA approves twice-yearly HIV prevention injection, but funding challenges and access barriers loom like a rolling boulder. image

Holy Grail of HIV Prevention? Gilead's New Injection Offers Hope, But Beware of Snakes... I Mean, Funding Cuts!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:47
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Join Indiana Jones as he deciphers the economic hieroglyphs of dwindling retail sales, extended Amazon Prime Days, and the Federal Reserve's delicate balancing act. Will the American consumer survive this economic tomb? Only Indy can tell! image

Fortune and Folly: Indy's Take on America's Consumer Confidence Crisis!

Wed 18 June, 2025 10:26
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Production halts in Austin, robotaxi launch sparks controversy, and safety concerns plague Tesla's self-driving tech. Seems like Elon's got his own Temple of Doom to navigate! image

Tesla's Production Line Snakebite! Cybertruck Dreams Delayed (Again!)

Tue 17 June, 2025 20:04
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