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Cloudflare takes a stand against AI crawlers, giving website owners the power to protect their content and potentially reshape the future of AI training. image

AI Raiders of the Lost Web: Cloudflare's Crusade Against the Crawlerbots!

Tue 01 July, 2025 10:07
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Indiana Jones investigates Home Depot's acquisition of GMS, a building materials distributor, for $5.5 billion, and questions the sanity of such a move in a shaky housing market. image

Home Depot's Raiders of the Lost Contractor: A $5.5 Billion Gamble!

Mon 30 June, 2025 18:01
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A swashbuckling look at Tesla's 15-year journey, from electric car underdog to trillion-dollar tech titan, with a dash of Elon Musk's unpredictable antics. image

Tesla's Wild Ride: From Roadster Dreams to Robot Overlords!

Sun 29 June, 2025 11:00
3 minutes to read

McGraw Hill, the educational publishing giant, dusts off its IPO dreams after a previous failed attempt, hoping to cash in on the rejuvenated stock market. image

Textbook Titans Tumble Towards Trading: McGraw Hill's IPO Gamble!

Fri 27 June, 2025 19:33
2 minutes to read

New figures reveal a sharp decline in U.K. vehicle production, hitting levels not seen since 1949, with trade policies and restructuring taking a toll. Could this be another case for Indiana Jones? image

U.K. Car Production Plunges to 1949 Levels! Is Trump to Blame or Are We Cursed?

Fri 27 June, 2025 06:47
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Indiana Jones investigates the Trump Card, a $5 million immigration plan, uncovering potential legal pitfalls, tax nightmares, and whether it's truly worth its weight in (alleged) gold. image

Trump's Golden Ticket: A Booby Trap for the Wealthy or a Path to American Treasure?

Thu 26 June, 2025 16:36
4 minutes to read

Indiana Jones investigates H&M's disappointing Q2 sales, facing off against Zara, Shein, and the perils of fast fashion. Will they find the treasure, or just more cheaply made T-shirts? image

H&M's Summer Sales Slump! Fortune and Glory...Or Just Another Clearance Rack?

Thu 26 June, 2025 06:18
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Indiana Jones investigates the Federal Reserve's proposed easing of bank capital rules, finding potential pitfalls and dissent among the ranks. image

Federal Reserve's Capital Rule Rollback: More Dangerous Than a Pit Full of Snakes?

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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Dr. Jones dusts off his fedora to dissect the EU's growing need for independence amidst Trump's America-first agenda. Snakes! Why did it have to be politics? image

Fortune and Diplomacy! Indy's Take on the EU's Quest for Global Power

Wed 25 June, 2025 05:15
3 minutes to read

Latest reports reveal a surge in 401(k) savings rates, thanks to automatic enrollment and employer contributions. Even I, Indiana Jones, am thinking about retirement... maybe. image

Fortune and Glory, Kid... and 401(k)s! Retirement Savings Hit Record Highs!

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:00
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