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Folks across America are protesting Trump's policies, fearing for their liberty, Social Security, and maybe even the future of free donuts. image

Doh! People are Mad at Trump Again! Is This the End of Free Donuts?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 18:05
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President Trump is reportedly considering replacing Fed Chairman Jerome Powell, but even Elizabeth Warren thinks it's a bad idea! Mmm, bad ideas... image

Trump Wants to Fire the Fed Chair?! DOH!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:41
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Homer Simpson reports on the potential risks to your precious genetic information as 23andMe faces bankruptcy and government scrutiny. Mmm, genetic data... image

Doh! 23andMe's DNA Data is Going Where?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 13:00
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Homer Simpson reports on Bill Ackman's Pershing Square snagging a big piece of Hertz, sending its stock soaring higher than my cholesterol after a Krusty Burger binge. image

Doh! Ackman's Buying Hertz Like I Buy Donuts! What's Going On?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 20:09
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Republicans aim to cut billions from the SNAP program, potentially affecting low-income families and major retailers. D'oh! image

Donut Panic! They're Taking Away Our Food Stamps!

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:00
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Rumors are flying around about a huge number of IRS employees ditching their jobs, potentially shrinking the agency by a whole lotta donuts! image

IRS About to Shrink Faster Than My Brain on a Sunday Morning!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:15
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Homer Simpson reports on Citigroup's surprisingly good first-quarter earnings, wondering if it means free doughnuts for all! image

Citigroup Makes Bank! Doughnuts for Everyone?

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:26
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President Bukele refuses to return a deported man to the US, sparking a whole lotta 'woo hoo!' and 'd'oh!' moments. image

Donut Forget! El Salvador Says "D'oh!" to Returning Deported Guy!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:18
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Wall Street expects Goldman Sachs to announce their first-quarter earnings, potentially benefiting from recent market volatility. Will this affect my donut budget? image

Goldman Sachs Earnings Report Leaked! Is This the End of Donuts?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 04:01
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Homer Simpson investigates how Trump's tariff threats are making Vietnam sweat like me after eating a spicy Krusty Burger. Is it a real problem or just some Duff Beer-fueled madness? image

Donut Panic! Will Trump's Tariffs Turn Vietnam Into a Ghost Town?

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:02
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