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Oil prices could skyrocket making gas more expensive than donuts image

D'oh Oil Crisis Brewing Homer Simpson Sounds Alarm

Sat 28 February, 2026 23:47
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Andrew Szczurowski portfolio manager at Morgan Stanley, finds ways to make money even when the economy is all screwy. image

D'oh Fixed Income Investing is Actually Kinda Smart

Fri 27 February, 2026 20:02
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Smoke rises over Kabul after reported Pakistani strikes. This is worse than when I lost the TV remote image

D'oh War Erupts Between Pakistan and Afghanistan

Fri 27 February, 2026 10:57
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US and Iranian officials meet to discuss nuclear program, but disagreements persist image

D'oh-plomacy Stalls Iran Nuclear Talks Drag On

Fri 27 February, 2026 03:24
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang holding an AI chip, probably thinking about all the money he's making. Mmm, money. image

Nvidia's Doughnut of Dominance AI Chips Fuel Explosive Growth

Thu 26 February, 2026 01:55
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President Trump during a meeting at the White House. He is expected to focus on the economy during his State of the Union address. image

Trump Eyes New Tax Cuts State of the Union

Tue 24 February, 2026 22:44
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Home Depot stores remain bustling hubs for homeowners and professionals despite a challenging housing market. image

D'oh Nut Sell Home Depot Stock Just Yet

Tue 24 February, 2026 18:43
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Today's market felt like a trip to Itchy and Scratchy Land, some screaming with joy, others with terror. image

Doh Nuts to Dollars Stocks That Soared and Sank Today

Tue 24 February, 2026 17:49
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Blue Owl Capital stock takes a dive, reminding me of that time I tried to invest in Krusty Burgers. Doh image

Blue Owl Capital Stock Gets the Doh-Nut Treatment Downgraded Amidst Private Credit Wobbles

Tue 24 February, 2026 17:24
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Amazon's new data center campus in Louisiana aims to bolster AI infrastructure and create new jobs image

Amazon Dives Deep Into Louisiana with Massive Data Center Investment

Mon 23 February, 2026 19:30
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