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A peek into the vibrant crypto scene in Dubai, where meme coins, Trump's kin, and regulatory shifts create a magical, if slightly chaotic, economic potion. image

Accio Crypto! Dubai's Enchanting Embrace of Digital Galleons

Fri 23 May, 2025 10:01
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A critical look at the House Republicans' tax bill, revealing who truly benefits from the proposed child tax credit changes and who gets left behind. image

Accio, Child Tax Credit! Or, Why Some Families Are Still Saying 'Bloody Hell!' to Trump's Tax Plan

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:58
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A deep dive into Russia's economic woes, military setbacks, and the potential path to peace talks, with a dash of Hermione Granger's signature wit and wisdom. image

Russia's Economy: Is Voldemort's Empire Crumbling?

Thu 22 May, 2025 05:22
4 minutes to read

Farm Minister Taku Eto resigns amidst rice price crisis in Japan, sparking political turmoil and highlighting the country's struggle with food security. Honestly, it's all a bit of a Knut! image

Rice Krispies! Japan's Farm Minister Bites the Dust Over Free Grub

Wed 21 May, 2025 04:15
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A massive backlog of student loan repayment applications leaves millions in limbo, highlighting systemic issues and political squabbling reminiscent of the Ministry of Magic's worst blunders. image

Nearly Two Million Muggles Await Loan Forgiveness: Is This Bureaucracy or Dark Magic?

Tue 20 May, 2025 17:55
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Contemporary Amperex Technology's Hong Kong IPO soars, fueled by EV demand and global expansion plans, despite trade tensions and market challenges. Honestly, it's all a bit like trying to understand Arithmancy! image

Great Scott! CATL's Electrifying IPO Sparks Global Buzz!

Tue 20 May, 2025 04:22
3 minutes to read

Klarna's first-quarter losses nearly doubled, delaying its U.S. IPO amidst market volatility despite revenue growth and AI advancements. image

Klarna's Losses Worsen! Is Their IPO Vanishing Like a Misplaced Sock?

Mon 19 May, 2025 12:51
2 minutes to read

Behind the velvet ropes of Donald Trump's exclusive meme coin dinner, a storm of anonymous crypto wallets, international intrigue, and eyebrow-raising investments brew – promising a feast of political and financial revelations. image

Trump's Meme Coin Dinner: A Right Knutter or Serious Business?

Sun 18 May, 2025 11:00
4 minutes to read

A look into billionaire Leon Cooperman's Q1 investments, his energy stock focus, and his very public spat with (ex)President Trump's tariff policies. Honestly, sometimes Muggles are more perplexing than Peeves the Poltergeist! image

Cooperman's Crystal Ball: Energy Bets, Tariff Troubles, and a Dash of Muggle Economics!

Fri 16 May, 2025 18:38
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Hermione Granger investigates the murky world of small business grants, revealing how to spot and avoid fraudulent schemes targeting unsuspecting entrepreneurs. Don't let your dreams turn into nightmares! image

Beware the Nargles of Business Grants: A Witch's Guide to Avoiding Financial Scams

Wed 14 May, 2025 15:35
4 minutes to read