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Despite early year doubts, Wall Street is betting that Nvidia's stock is poised for another surge, fueled by demand and the upcoming Blackwell chip release. image

Nvidia's Newt Scamander: Investors Believe Another Magical Rally is Brewing!

Sun 29 June, 2025 11:14
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China's CATL, the world's leading EV battery maker, is making waves with its international expansion, particularly in Europe, and its innovative battery-swapping technology. Is this a case of 'always the beautiful answer' or a 'constant vigilance' situation? image

CATL's Electrifying Expansion: A Muggle Battery Giant's Goblet of Fire for Global Domination!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:13
4 minutes to read

A sharp decline in U.K. vehicle production due to trade policies and restructuring has hit the automotive industry harder than a Bludger to the head. Hermione Granger investigates! image

Great Scott! U.K. Car Production Plummets Like a Deflated Flying Ford Anglia!

Fri 27 June, 2025 06:47
3 minutes to read

Novo Nordisk partners with WeightWatchers to offer Wegovy at a discounted price, while ending collaboration with Hims & Hers Health. image

Wegovy and WeightWatchers: A Most Unexpected Alliance!

Thu 26 June, 2025 17:29
2 minutes to read

Micron obliterates earnings expectations with a stunning revenue surge, fueled by the AI craze, leaving analysts spellbound and investors chanting 'Accio Profits!' image

Micron's Memory Charms Investors: A Profit Potion Stronger Than Expected!

Wed 25 June, 2025 22:04
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AeroVironment's stock price levitated after a magical earnings report, leaving analysts spellbound and investors chanting 'Accio Profits!' image

AeroVironment's Wingardium Leviosa Moment: Drones Soar, Profits Explode!

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:32
2 minutes to read

China's latest moves to promote the yuan as an alternative to the U.S. dollar, sparking both excitement and skepticism in the global financial community. image

China's Yuan Charm Offensive: Is the Dollar About to Face a Basilisk?

Wed 25 June, 2025 00:09
3 minutes to read

Senate Leader John Thune vows to keep lawmakers in Washington until President Trump's mega-bill is passed, facing opposition and a looming July 4th deadline. image

No Holiday for Haggling: Senate Stuck in Session to Secure Trump's 'Big, Beautiful Bill'!

Tue 24 June, 2025 11:49
3 minutes to read

A look at how the recent US strikes on Iranian nuclear sites are affecting the global oil market, with a dash of Hermione Granger's signature wit and worry. image

Oil Prices Soar as Trump Enters Iranian Wizarding War (No, Really!)

Mon 23 June, 2025 11:29
3 minutes to read

A Hermione Granger-esque analysis of a parenting article, revealing magical (and logical) phrases to replace ineffective commands, fostering cooperation instead of defiance in young witches and wizards (and Muggles too!). image

Accio Cooperation! Ditch the 'Because I Said So' Spell: Muggle Parenting Phrases That Actually Work (No Wands Required)

Sun 22 June, 2025 17:03
3 minutes to read