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Employee and company contributions to 401(k) plans are nearing the recommended 15% savings target, thanks to auto-escalations and employer matching. But remember, there's no 'one-size-fits-all' when it comes to retirement savings! image

Great Scott! 401(k) Savings Soar – Is This the Future or Just Really Good Luck?

Wed 04 June, 2025 16:37
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A critical analysis of the arrest and potential deportation of the family of Mohamed Soliman, accused of a horrific attack, raising complex questions about justice and collective responsibility. image

Accio Justice: Immigration Agents Target Family of Colorado Attack Suspect!

Tue 03 June, 2025 23:03
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Hybe, the agency behind BTS, opens an office in China amidst signs of thawing relations and a potential K-Pop comeback, but the path isn't as smooth as a swig of Butterbeer! image

By Jove! Is China Finally Unbanning K-Pop? A Very Muggle Matter Indeed!

Fri 30 May, 2025 07:15
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The United States is planning a significant increase in arms sales to Taiwan, aiming to bolster the island's defenses against China, potentially surpassing even the levels seen during Donald Trump's presidency. But can Taiwan's political parties agree on how to fund it all? image

Accio Arms! U.S. to Supercharge Taiwan's Defenses, Trump Style (But Hopefully Less Chaotic)

Fri 30 May, 2025 04:10
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Hermione Granger reports on Jeep's attempt to revive sales with a new hybrid Cherokee, pondering if it's a stroke of genius or just another ill-conceived plan, cheaper than a Firebolt but pricier than a Cleansweep. image

Jeep's New Cherokee: A Hybrid Hope or Just Another Nargle-Infested Blunder?

Thu 29 May, 2025 16:21
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The U.S. is set to revoke visas of Chinese students with ties to the Chinese Communist Party or those in critical fields, raising concerns about academic freedom and international relations. Honestly, sometimes the Ministry... I mean, the government... baffles me. image

Accio Education? U.S. to Yank Visas of Chinese Students, Leaving Me Utterly Gobsmacked!

Thu 29 May, 2025 01:26
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Joby Aviation receives a hefty investment from Toyota, bringing the dream of electric air taxis closer to reality. It's rather exciting, even if a bit... Muggle-ish. image

Flying Cars? Honestly, About Time! Toyota's Galleons Fuel Joby's Ascent

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:11
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Square is piloting real-time bitcoin payments, starting with a merch truck at Bitcoin 2025. Hermione Granger, Muggle tech enthusiast, investigates if this is pure brilliance or 'another crackpot scheme'! image

Great Scott! Square's Making Bitcoin 'Everyday Money'? As If!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:05
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A suspected act of arson nearly plunged the Cannes Film Festival into darkness, threatening the Palme d'Or ceremony, but quick thinking (and maybe a little Accio-electricity) saved the day! image

Cannes-tastrophe Averted! Arson Suspected in Near Blackout at Film Festival

Sat 24 May, 2025 17:38
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Former President Trump announces a 'partnership' between U.S. Steel and Nippon Steel, promising jobs and economic boosts after Biden's initial block, leaving everyone wondering if it's 'nitwit! tweak! oddment!'. image

Trump Conjures Steel Deal: A 'Partnership' Rises from the Ashes!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:25
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