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A chaotic clash at a New Jersey ICE facility leads to accusations of assault and potential criminal charges against Democratic lawmakers, leaving everyone wondering if this is just another 'bizarre political stunt.' image

Ministry of Mayhem? Trump Administration Accuses Jersey Lawmakers of ICE-Cold Assault!

Sat 10 May, 2025 18:41
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After a contentious legal battle, Epic Games submits Fortnite back to the App Store, hoping to bypass Apple's infamous commissions. Will Apple let it in or is this another Gobstones match? image

Fortnite Tries to Sneak Back into Apple's Good Graces: Is This the End of the App Store Wars?

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:28
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Nvidia plans to release a modified, less powerful version of its H20 AI chip in China by July, following U.S. export restrictions, aiming to maintain its market presence amidst escalating tech tensions. image

Nvidia's 'Chipped' Hopes: Downgraded AI Chip for China – A Right Proper Muddle!

Fri 09 May, 2025 09:35
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Saudi Arabia and OPEC+ engage in a prolonged oil price battle, impacting US shale producers and global markets, a development as perplexing as a Niffler in a jewelry store. image

OPEC+ Launches 'Slow Burn' Oil Price War: A Right Proper Mess, Even Gringotts Would Struggle to Sort This Out!

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:06
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Britain and the U.S. are reportedly set to sign a trade deal, making the U.K. the first to do so after new tariffs were announced by the U.S., with the future uncertain, but

Great Scott! Britain and the U.S. Forge a Trade Alliance: A 'Full and Comprehensive' Union, or Just Another Nargle?

Thu 08 May, 2025 10:25
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Cardinals fail to elect a new Pope on the first ballot, leaving the world waiting with bated breath for white smoke – and hopefully, less drama than a Hogwarts Quidditch match. image

Dark Arts in the Vatican? Black Smoke Signals Trouble at Papal Conclave!

Wed 07 May, 2025 19:34
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Despite a legal victory against consumer protection rules, banks are keeping interest rates high and fees hefty, leaving many Muggles... er, consumers, feeling like they've been hit by a particularly nasty Stinging Hex. image

Ministry of Money Troubles: Banks Holding Galleons Hostage After CFPB Curse Lifted

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:00
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Former golf prodigy Michelle Wie West invests in Togethxr, championing women's sports and reminding us that even Muggles could use a bit of magical support. image

Michelle Wie West: From Fairway to Feminist Icon – Even Muggle Sports Need Saving!

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:37
2 minutes to read

Ferrari announces soaring profits thanks to personalized luxury cars, but warns that Donald Trump's trade policies could put a damper on their enchanted wheels. image

Ferrari's Fortune Favors the Bold (and the Rich), But Trump's Tariffs Threaten to Become a Real Howler!

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:45
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Ford Motor navigates treacherous tariff territory, suspending its 2025 financial guidance due to President Trump's tariffs, while still managing to outpace Wall Street's expectations. image

Ford Hits a Snitch, Suspends 2025 Forecast Amidst Trump's Tariff Jinx!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:50
3 minutes to read