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Harry Potter reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to charge for checked bags, comparing it to the dark arts and questioning whether it's as bad as Voldemort. image

Southwest Airlines Ditches Free Bags: Is This a Case of 'He Who Must Not Be Named' Level Evil?

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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Harry Potter reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to start charging for checked bags, a move that has left loyal customers feeling like they've been hit with a particularly nasty Stinging Hex. image

Southwest Airlines: From Free Bags to 'He Who Must Not Be Named' Baggage Fees!

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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Harry Potter delves into the magical world of US politics, where a 'big, beautiful bill' promises economic wonders despite concerns it might just be a cleverly disguised Niffler. image

Speaker Johnson Claims 'Big, Beautiful Bill' Cures All (Even Deficits!) - Harry Potter Investigates

Sun 25 May, 2025 15:06
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Donald Trump's meme coin party for big investors faces controversy as the coin's value plunges, sparking regulatory concerns and potential gridlock on Capitol Hill. image

Trump's Crypto Gala: More Fizzle Than Sizzle? Even a Nimbus 2000 Couldn't Save This Mess!

Fri 23 May, 2025 23:31
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President Trump and Apple CEO Tim Cook's once-solid relationship is crumbling faster than Gilderoy Lockhart's memory charms over the idea of a U.S.-made iPhone, potentially leading to a 25% tariff on iPhones. image

Trump's iPhone Hex: A Tariffing Tale of Tech, Trade, and a Touch of Treachery!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:22
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Reports indicate that Donald Trump has amassed a staggering $600 million war chest for the midterms, raising questions about his future influence and whether he'll actually spend it on anyone else. image

Trump's Mountain of Galleons: Will He Use It to Buy a Time-Turner?

Thu 22 May, 2025 21:56
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Forget Pizza Parties! According to Muggles, a boss who can make meaningful small talk is the key to employee happiness. Who knew? image

Even More Important Than a Firebolt? Turns Out, a Good Chat With Your Boss!

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:05
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Cigna's Evernorth strikes a deal to make weight-loss drugs Wegovy and Zepbound more affordable, but will it be enough to fight the obesity Basilisk? image

Great Scott! Muggles Get a Discount on Weight Loss Potions (Er, Drugs!)

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:15
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Luxury retailer Canada Goose soars past expectations this quarter, but chickens out of predicting the future, citing 'macroeconomic uncertainty'. image

Canada Goose Flies High on Earnings, Ditches Future Forecast Like a Dodgy Dementor

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:06
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D-Wave unveils its latest quantum computing system, Advantage2, boasting increased power and efficiency, causing shares and other quantum computing stocks to surge, despite some skepticism from tech giants. image

Great Scott! D-Wave's Quantum Leap: Advantage2 Arrives Like a Knight Bus!

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:27
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