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Virtual Chronic Care Company Omada Health Makes a Magical Entrance on the Stock Market, Leaving Investors Spellbound. image

Great Scott! Omada Health Soars Higher Than a Firebolt on Nasdaq Debut!

Fri 06 June, 2025 20:18
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A look at Apple's stumbles in the AI arena, their potential comeback strategies, and why even Tim Cook might be feeling a bit like Neville Longbottom in Potions class. image

Great Scott! Has Apple Blown a Fuse in the AI Race?

Fri 06 June, 2025 21:57
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Harry Potter reports on the rise of oil prices and the cautious approach of OPEC+, with a sprinkle of wizarding wit and financial foresight. Expecto Petrolium! image

OPEC+ Production Increase: Is the Oil Market About to Explode Like a Dragon's Egg?

Mon 02 June, 2025 18:49
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Euro zone inflation dips below the ECB's target, causing more excitement than a Quidditch World Cup final. But will Trump's tariffs crash the party? image

Inflation Takes a Dive: Even Lower Than Voldemort's Reputation!

Tue 03 June, 2025 09:37
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Harry Potter reports from the inaugural SXSW London, where Mayor Sadiq Khan took swipes at You-Know-Who Across the Pond, and AI threatened to become more powerful than Dumbledore. image

SXSW London: Is This Muggle Tech Fest Worth More Than a Galleon?

Tue 03 June, 2025 10:21
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Residents of Starbase, Texas, are facing potential changes to their property rights as Elon Musk's SpaceX-run town considers a new zoning ordinance, sparking concerns about the balance between growth and individual freedoms. image

Muggle Town 'Starbase' Faces Zoning Trouble: Is Elon Musk Channeling His Inner Voldemort?

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:00
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Federal funding cuts threaten PBS stations' popular high school sports programming, leaving communities fearing a future without local sports coverage. image

Trump's Cruciatus Curse on PBS? High School Sports Coverage Faces the Dementors!

Thu 29 May, 2025 10:00
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Harry Potter here, reporting on how GE Aerospace is battling trade tariffs and boosting jet engine production, all while trying to keep up with Boeing's aerial acrobatics. image

Great Engines and Where to Find Them: GE Aerospace Soars Despite Trade Winds

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:07
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Harry Potter reports on GE Aerospace's optimistic outlook for jet engine deliveries, supply chain improvements, and their close ties with Boeing, despite lingering trade war tariffs. Expect turbulence! image

Great Engine Expectations: Will GE Aerospace Soar or Crash Like a Dud Broomstick?

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:07
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Ex-President Trump hints at a pardon for reality TV stars Todd and Julie Chrisley, convicted of fraud, proving that sometimes, the Ministry of Magic... I mean, Justice, works in mysterious ways. image

Reality Bites! Trump Waves Wand, 'Chrisley Knows Best' Stars May Vanish From Azkaban...Almost!

Tue 27 May, 2025 22:34
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