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The stock market's been on a roll, with tech giants like Microsoft and Meta leading the charge. But even with some unexpected twists, like Bezos selling Amazon shares, the overall outlook remains brighter than a freshly polished Golden Snitch. image

Accio Profits! Muggle Market Magic: A Week of Wonders (and a Few Dementors)

Fri 02 May, 2025 18:32
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang finally gets a pay bump after a decade, but is it enough to buy a Firebolt these days? image

By Merlin's Beard! Nvidia CEO Gets a Raise Fit for a Dragon (Almost)

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:49
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Musk questions the Federal Reserve's $2.5 billion renovation, sparking a debate about government spending, while I, Harry Potter, add my own magical two cents. image

Elon Musk Accio's the Fed: Is That Renovation Really Worth a Dragon's Hoard?

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:33
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McDonald's reports a dip in U.S. sales, worse than a Dementor's kiss, but they're fighting back with value meals and snack wraps. Will it be enough to conjure up some profits? image

Ronald McDonald's Got the Blues: Is the Golden Arches Losing Its Luster?

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:00
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Microsoft's financial results have shown better-than-expected quarterly growth, driven by its Azure cloud business, and issued surprisingly strong guidance, leaving investors feeling 'mischief managed'. image

Blimey! Microsoft's Shares Soar Higher Than a Nimbus 2000!

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:24
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In a surprising turn of events, UBS reports better-than-expected profits amidst tariff threats and regulatory scrutiny, leaving investors in a 'wait-and-see' mode. image

UBS Beats Expectations, But Dark Clouds Gather: Tariffs, Dragons, and 'Too Big to Fail' Woes!

Wed 30 April, 2025 07:30
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The coffee giant faces headwinds as it attempts a magical turnaround, battling tariffs, bean prices, and the dark arts of automation. image

Starbucks' 'Back to Basics' Potion: A Brew-Haha or a Bewitching Turnaround?

Tue 29 April, 2025 22:11
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Harry Potter reports on the bewildering world of international trade, where tariffs are making everything from Quidditch supplies to Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans suspiciously expensive. image

Blimey! Trump's Tariffs Threaten Our Chocolate Frog Supply!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:30
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Forget the Golden Snitch, the real treasure hunt is on for 'white gold' – natural hydrogen. Even Muggles like Bill Gates are getting in on the action! image

Great Scott! Natural Hydrogen: Is This the Next 'Accio' for Clean Energy?

Mon 28 April, 2025 05:07
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As economic anxieties rise, Muggles are conjuring up thrifty tips from past recessions, hoping to ward off financial doom with budget-friendly recipes and savvy saving strategies. image

Accio, Savings! Muggles Turn to Recession-Era Recipes to Vanquish Economic Dementors

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:16
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