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Nvidia plans to release a modified, less powerful version of its H20 AI chip in China by July, following U.S. export restrictions, aiming to maintain its market presence amidst escalating tech tensions. image

Nvidia's 'Chipped' Hopes: Downgraded AI Chip for China – A Right Proper Muddle!

Fri 09 May, 2025 09:35
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Saudi Arabia and OPEC+ engage in a prolonged oil price battle, impacting US shale producers and global markets, a development as perplexing as a Niffler in a jewelry store. image

OPEC+ Launches 'Slow Burn' Oil Price War: A Right Proper Mess, Even Gringotts Would Struggle to Sort This Out!

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:06
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Britain and the U.S. are reportedly set to sign a trade deal, making the U.K. the first to do so after new tariffs were announced by the U.S., with the future uncertain, but

Great Scott! Britain and the U.S. Forge a Trade Alliance: A 'Full and Comprehensive' Union, or Just Another Nargle?

Thu 08 May, 2025 10:25
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Cardinals fail to elect a new Pope on the first ballot, leaving the world waiting with bated breath for white smoke – and hopefully, less drama than a Hogwarts Quidditch match. image

Dark Arts in the Vatican? Black Smoke Signals Trouble at Papal Conclave!

Wed 07 May, 2025 19:34
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Despite a legal victory against consumer protection rules, banks are keeping interest rates high and fees hefty, leaving many Muggles... er, consumers, feeling like they've been hit by a particularly nasty Stinging Hex. image

Ministry of Money Troubles: Banks Holding Galleons Hostage After CFPB Curse Lifted

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:00
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Former golf prodigy Michelle Wie West invests in Togethxr, championing women's sports and reminding us that even Muggles could use a bit of magical support. image

Michelle Wie West: From Fairway to Feminist Icon – Even Muggle Sports Need Saving!

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:37
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Ferrari announces soaring profits thanks to personalized luxury cars, but warns that Donald Trump's trade policies could put a damper on their enchanted wheels. image

Ferrari's Fortune Favors the Bold (and the Rich), But Trump's Tariffs Threaten to Become a Real Howler!

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:45
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Ford Motor navigates treacherous tariff territory, suspending its 2025 financial guidance due to President Trump's tariffs, while still managing to outpace Wall Street's expectations. image

Ford Hits a Snitch, Suspends 2025 Forecast Amidst Trump's Tariff Jinx!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:50
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Friedrich Merz vows reforms and investments as Germany's centrist parties form a coalition, aiming to sideline the far-right AfD. Will they succeed, or is Germany doomed to repeat history? image

Germany Elects New Chancellor: Is This the End of the Dark Lord Voldemort... I Mean, the AfD?

Mon 05 May, 2025 13:38
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After a year of political chaos worthy of a Dementor's kiss, Romania attempts a presidential election redo, with far-right figures and MAGA-style campaigns stirring the cauldron. image

Romania's Presidential Election: A Right Mess, Even Voldemort Wouldn't Touch It!

Sun 04 May, 2025 11:16
3 minutes to read