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The U.S. enters the Israel-Iran conflict with a bang, leaving the world on edge and oil prices soaring. Will peace prevail, or will things go up in flames faster than a Bludger chasing me? image

Blimey! Uncle Sam Joins the Fray: Iran-Israel Conflict Gets a Yank Twist!

Mon 23 June, 2025 06:02
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Tensions flare as Iran and Israel exchange fiery spells (missiles), and the U.S. throws in a rogue Bludger (military strike), leaving the world holding its breath like Neville trying to remember a simple Herbology charm. image

Blimey! Middle East Gets More Explosive Than a Bezoar in a Potion Gone Wrong!

Sun 22 June, 2025 08:13
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Eutelsat receives a massive capital injection, backed by the French state, aiming to boost its Low Earth Orbit capabilities and challenge Elon Musk's Starlink. image

Eutelsat's Shares Soar Higher Than a Firebolt: Is This Europe's Answer to Starlink?

Fri 20 June, 2025 08:19
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President Herzog insists Israel isn't seeking regime change in Iran, but rather focusing on neutralizing its nuclear ambitions, stirring up a cauldron of international reactions and back-channel diplomacy. image

Not Another 'He Who Must Not Be Named'! Israeli President Says Iran's Nuke Program Is the Real Problem!

Thu 19 June, 2025 02:23
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The iconic American steel company is now under Japanese ownership, leaving many scratching their heads and wondering if a certain former President cast a Confundus Charm on the whole deal. image

U.S. Steel Vanishes Like a Disillusionment Charm: Did Trump Just 'Accio' a Partnership?

Wed 18 June, 2025 14:15
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Amazon's new Graviton4 chip and Project Rainier are shaking up the AI world, offering a cost-effective alternative to Nvidia's dominance. Can they pull off a 'Wingardium Leviosa' on the market share? image

Blimey! Amazon's Brewin' Up a Tech Potion to Challenge Nvidia!

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:12
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Democratic lawmakers investigate Big Pharma's tax avoidance schemes, revealing loopholes and potential extensions that could cost taxpayers billions. image

Ministry of Money Troubles: Big Pharma's Unfair Share and a Hefty Dose of Hypocrisy!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:10
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The Muggle world is in a right state, with Trump ditching the G7 summit faster than you can say 'Quidditch' due to Middle East tensions and disagreement over, well, everything. Plus tariffs! Oh, the tariffs! image

Trump Bails on G7: Is This the End of International Quidditch?

Tue 17 June, 2025 00:06
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Amidst spells of geopolitical unrest, crude oil prices are behaving more erratically than a Niffler in Gringotts, with potential disruptions looming like a Dementor's chill. image

Blimey! Oil Prices Do a Womping Willow: Up, Down, and All Around!

Mon 16 June, 2025 10:17
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Starbucks brews up a plan to win back customers and employees with promises of cozy cafes and internal promotions, leaving some wondering if Howard Schultz is secretly a Horcrux. image

Starbucks' Back-to-Hogwarts Strategy: More Seats, More Magic, More...Assistant Managers?

Sun 15 June, 2025 12:00
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