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Shell denies acquisition rumors surrounding BP, leaving the oil giant's future strategy and independence in question. Looks like someone's been brewing up a takeover potion! image

Shell Says 'Not Interested' in BP: Is the Boy Who Lived About to Be Swallowed by the Serpent?

Mon 30 June, 2025 05:28
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Bank of America analysts have cast a bullish charm on five stocks – Apple, Hinge Health, Roku, Datadog, and Jabil – predicting magical growth potential in the second half of the year. Prepare your galleons! image

Expecto Stock-onum! Bank of America Charms Up Five Stocks for Second Half Surge!

Sat 28 June, 2025 12:44
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The Supreme Court curtails federal judges' power to issue universal injunctions, stirring up a cauldron of controversy over Trump's policies and the future of birthright citizenship. Could this be a Goblet of Fire situation for the Judiciary? image

Supreme Court's Decree: A Dark Mark on Justice or a Necessary Evil? Harry Potter Investigates!

Fri 27 June, 2025 14:27
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Nike's profits plummet like a Bludger gone rogue, but the company insists it's just a temporary Polyjuice Potion mishap. image

Nike Takes a Nosedive, But Finance Wizard Claims 'All Was Well' (Eventually!)

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:21
3 minutes to read

A worrying report shows top UK universities slipping in global rankings, sparking fears about talent and innovation. Is this the end of 'brilliant' for British education? image

Great Scott! Are British Universities Losing Their Magic?

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:29
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Nvidia's stock price hits record highs despite Chinese export controls, proving that some companies are simply too powerful to be stopped, even by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. image

Great Scott! Nvidia Stock Soars Higher Than a Nimbus 2000!

Wed 25 June, 2025 20:22
2 minutes to read

Tesla's car sales plummet in Europe as cheaper Chinese EVs zoom ahead, leaving Elon Musk's empire in a bit of a 'sticky' situation. image

Tesla's European Sales Take a Nosedive: Is This the End of the Road for Musk's Magic?

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:06
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House Speaker Johnson declares the War Powers Act unconstitutional amidst tensions with Iran, sparking debate over presidential authority and congressional oversight. Sounds like another day in the Ministry of... I mean, the American government! image

Speaker Johnson Thinks War Powers Act is Rubbish - As if We Need More Chaos!

Tue 24 June, 2025 17:27
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Global markets show mild reaction to Trump's ceasefire announcement and policy fatigue, while safe-haven assets see a slight dip. image

Trump's 'Ceasefire Charm': Is the Market Finally Yawning?

Tue 24 June, 2025 06:04
3 minutes to read

A look at Apple's recent underperformance and whether tech stocks can still be considered a safe haven in these volatile times, all seen through the eyes of yours truly, Harry Potter. image

Apple's Wobbling! Is Tech Still the Market's Golden Snitch?

Mon 23 June, 2025 16:02
4 minutes to read