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New restrictions loom over American chipmakers sending tech to China, causing market jitters and potential losses. Time to buckle up, Marines! image

U.S. Government to Chipmakers: "Negative, I Don't Like It" - More Trade Wars?

Fri 20 June, 2025 17:26
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Master Chief reports on the US considering ending chip technology waivers for China, impacting semiconductor stocks and escalating trade tensions. image

Wake Me When You Need Me: Chip Wars Heat Up Between US and China!

Fri 20 June, 2025 17:26
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Master Chief reports on Pop Mart's stock tumble amidst regulatory scrutiny and Labubu craze, proving even Spartans like blind boxes (sometimes). image

Pop Goes the Weasel... and Maybe Pop Mart Too!

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:36
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Shares of Labubu-maker Pop Mart are tumbling as state media calls for regulation of 'blind box' toys, and Master Chief gives his two cents. image

Pop Mart's Blind Box Blues: Are Regulations Incoming or Just a Bad Roll of the Dice?

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:36
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Master Chief reports on India's PM Modi setting the record straight with Trump about the alleged U.S. role in mediating the India-Pakistan conflict. Spoiler alert: There was no UNSC involvement. image

Trump Claims He Ended India-Pakistan Conflict? Negative, I Have the Gun.

Wed 18 June, 2025 22:06
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The saga of U.S. Steel's acquisition by Nippon Steel concludes with shares delisted, leaving a trail of political twists and investor confusion. Wake me when you need me. image

U.S. Steel Gets 'Nipponized': Trump's 'Partnership' Fails to Launch!

Wed 18 June, 2025 14:15
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Master Chief reports on the Federal Reserve's meeting, potential interest rate cuts, and the looming threats of tariffs and geopolitical instability. Time to assess the threat level, people. image

Lock and Load: Fed's Rate Stance in the Crosshairs!

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:35
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Master Chief reports on the Federal Reserve's interest rate dilemma, tariff troubles, and the looming threat of economic instability. Are rate cuts the key to survival, or are we heading for a legendary difficulty economic collapse? image

Lock and Load: The Fed's Rate Cut Decision – Humanity's Last Stand?

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:35
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European defense tech startup Helsing raises €600M to boost AI-powered battlefield tech, proving even in the 26th century, someone's gotta pay for the plasma rifle. image

Helsing Secures Massive Funding: Cortana, Lock and Load!

Tue 17 June, 2025 12:41
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Google apologizes after a major outage takes down cloud services, proving even digital gods have their off days. image

Google Cloud Takes a Dive: Even Spartans Need a Reboot!

Mon 16 June, 2025 20:10
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