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AI spending is giving Chinese tech firms a boost, even amidst economic challenges, signaling a shift in market leadership and attracting investor interest. image

Wake Me When China's AI Dominates: Master Chief Reports on Tech's Eastern Front

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:35
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Zoox robotaxis face another software recall after a scooter mishap in San Francisco, raising concerns about the safety of autonomous vehicles. Need a weapon? image

UNSC ALERT: Rogue Robotaxis Threaten Civilian Population!

Fri 23 May, 2025 22:26
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Master Chief weighs in on the potential iPhone tariff and its impact on Apple, declaring the whole situation a 'one-way trip to a very bad place.' image

Trump's iPhone Tariff Threat: Master Chief Says 'Negative, I Don't Like It'

Fri 23 May, 2025 13:35
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Master Chief analyzes Trump's proposed iPhone tariff, deeming it unrealistic and a logistical nightmare akin to fighting the Flood on Installation 04. image

Trump's iPhone Tariff: Master Chief Says, "Negative, I Don't Like It!"

Fri 23 May, 2025 13:35
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TurboTax and QuickBooks parent company, Intuit, obliterates expectations, leaving analysts singing the Halo theme song in reverse. image

Intuit's Score: Better Than My Aim With a Plasma Pistol!

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:04
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Tech giants team up to build a massive AI campus in the UAE, prompting Master Chief to question if this is a good idea or just another Halo ring waiting to be activated. image

Wake Me When You Need Me: AI Stargate Opens in UAE, Humanity's Future Slightly Less Bleak

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:17
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AI Data Center company CoreWeave scores big with debt offering, but is it enough to fight the Flood of infrastructure demands? image

CoreWeave's $2 Billion Bet: More Debt Than a Covenant Fleet!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:15
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Target's full-year sales outlook slashed amidst economic woes, backlash, and leadership shakeups. Can they stick the landing, or is this their last stand? image

Target Down! Retailer Takes a Plasma Grenade to Sales Forecasts

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:07
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Master Chief weighs in on Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's controversial statements on deportation and habeas corpus, drawing parallels to the fight against the Covenant. image

No Due Process? Tell That to the Covenant! Master Chief on the Battle for American Freedoms

Tue 20 May, 2025 18:37
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A Spartan's guide to selecting the right business structure: LLC vs. Sole Proprietorship. Protect your assets like you protect the Halo ring! image

LLC or Sole Proprietorship: Choosing Your Business Battlefield (And Not Getting Plasma Grenaded)

Mon 19 May, 2025 00:52
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