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A wild week on Wall Street sees some stocks getting a little too hot while others are practically begging for attention. Giggity giggity goo! image

Giggity! Stocks Do the Horizontal Mambo After Iran-Israel Tussle!

Sat 14 June, 2025 13:14
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Israel and Iran exchange blows, missiles fly, and nuclear talks hit the skids. Giggity giggity goo! image

Giggity! Iran and Israel Throw Down, Nuclear Talks Canceled!

Fri 13 June, 2025 18:26
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Your favorite sex-crazed neighbor, Glen Quagmire, reports on the fiery clash between Israel and Iran, with a dash of humor, a sprinkle of satire, and a whole lot of Giggity! image

Giggity! Israel Drops the Bomb on Iran's Nuclear Hopes (and Maybe a Few Virgins?)

Fri 13 June, 2025 04:26
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Trump terminates California's electric vehicle mandate, saving the U.S. auto industry from, quote, 'destruction.' Giggity giggity goo! image

Giggity! Trump Slaps Down California's Electric Dreams!

Thu 12 June, 2025 15:54
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The U.S. is blocking China's access to advanced AI chips, but China's not giving up. Huawei is stepping up and could give them a chance in the race. Giggity! image

Giggity! China's Semiconductor Dreams Face U.S. Roadblocks, But Huawei's Ready to Play!

Thu 12 June, 2025 03:59
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A Quahogian's take on Jim Cramer's Investing Club, featuring Starbucks' China play, Disney's Hulu move, and GE Vernova's nuclear dreams. image

Giggity! Cramer's Club Climbs as Stocks Get Lucky!

Wed 11 June, 2025 16:20
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Despite tariff tensions and corporate layoffs, the stock market flirts with all-time highs, leaving some wondering if it's just leading us on. Giggity! image

Giggity! Stock Market's Playing Hard to Get, But I Know Its Game!

Wed 11 June, 2025 01:03
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Boeing's new airplane orders are up, deliveries are steady, and they might finally get out of the FAA's doghouse. Giggity! image

Giggity! Boeing's Orders Soar Higher Than My Hopes on a Saturday Night!

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:00
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Trump deploys additional National Guard troops to Los Angeles amid protests, sparking a lawsuit from California Governor Gavin Newsom, who accuses Trump of overreach and political grandstanding. Giggity! image

Giggity! Trump Sends More Troops to California as Newsom Sues! Is This a Party or a Political Ploy?

Tue 10 June, 2025 01:06
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Nvidia's CEO Jensen Huang visits London Tech Week, showering the UK with praise and sparking excitement, much like I do when I see a lady with a pulse! image

Giggity! Nvidia's Jensen Huang Makes UK Leaders Pant Like I Do Over a Hot Stewardess!

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:03
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