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A Witcher's guide to navigating the monster-infested markets: How smart retailers thrive by offering value and building loyal followings despite tariff woes. image

Toss a Coin to Your Retailer: Value and Loyalty Prevail Amidst Tariff Troubles

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:27
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Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer, prompting well-wishes and treatment considerations amidst political reflections. image

Biden Battles the Black Shuck: Ex-Prez Faces Aggressive Prostate Cancer

Sun 18 May, 2025 22:06
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Nissan's potential plant closures worldwide, a tale of cost cuts, broken promises, and echoes of the Trial of the Grasses. image

Toss a Coin to Your Mechanic: Nissan's Axing Factories Like Monsters in a Swamp

Sat 17 May, 2025 05:58
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Amidst market struggles and disappointing trial results, Novo Nordisk CEO Lars Fruergaard Jørgensen steps down, leaving the future of Wegovy uncertain. image

Toss a Coin to Your New CEO? Novo Nordisk Boss Gets the Boot!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:20
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Former Walmart U.S. CEO suggests the retail giant might be exaggerating the impact of tariffs, citing healthy profit margins and price deflation. image

Walmart's Waters Run Deep: Ex-CEO Smells a Rat in Tariff Talk

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:53
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Jerome Powell's grim tidings: interest rates are up, inflation's a mess, and the Fed's scrambling like a noonwraith in sunlight. image

Damn It, Roach! Even the Fed's Gone Mad: Higher Rates and Supply Shocks, Oh My!

Thu 15 May, 2025 14:16
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Geralt of Rivia dissects the Sohn Investment Conference, offering a cynical yet insightful look at star stock pickers and their daring predictions for 2025. image

Witcher's Guide to Wall Street: Investing Tips from the Sohn Conference (No Monsters Included... Probably)

Wed 14 May, 2025 23:42
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Geralt of Rivia investigates the House Republicans' tax break proposals, a saga of capped deductions, political squabbles, and potential windfalls for the wealthy, leaving this Witcher wondering if a silver sword can solve fiscal policy. image

Taxes and Tribulations: Geralt of Rivia Reports on the Latest Gold-Grubbing Schemes in the Human Realm

Wed 14 May, 2025 14:24
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A temporary easing of tariffs on Chinese imports offers Temu and Shein a chance to replenish U.S. warehouses and rethink their supply chains. But is it just a gilded cage? image

Tariff Truce? Trump's Trade Tango Gives Temu and Shein a Breathin' Spell

Wed 14 May, 2025 09:26
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A Witcher's take on the US-China trade agreement, filled with more sarcasm than a succubus at a poetry slam. image

Tariffs and Tributes: Did China Just Outsmart the Bloody Baron of Trade?

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:28
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