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Amidst U.N. Security Council turmoil and condemnations, Geralt of Rivia offers his grimly humorous perspective on the escalating tensions in the Middle East, where fairy tales and obliteration are the new normal. image

U.S. Obliterates Iranian Nuclear Sites, World Holds Its Breath: Geralt's Take on the Impending Doom!

Sun 22 June, 2025 21:20
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Geralt of Rivia reports on President Trump's surprising military action against Iran, questioning his legacy as a peacemaker after bombing nuclear sites. image

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher: Trump's Bombs and Broken Promises in Iran!

Sun 22 June, 2025 02:44
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Tesla's first grid-scale battery plant deal in China, offering a satirical look at the economics, politics, and potential monsters lurking in the fine print. image

Tesla Plugs Into China: A Witcher's Take on Elon's Electric Gambit

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:47
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Geralt of Rivia reports on China's steady lending rates amidst trade deals and digital yuan ambitions. Potions and patience required. image

Toss a Coin to Your Banker: China's Rates Stay Put, For Now

Fri 20 June, 2025 02:10
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Geralt of Rivia reports on China's decision to hold steady on lending rates amidst easing trade tensions, a move that might just save your witcher coin... or not. image

Toss a Coin to Your Banker: China's Lending Rates Remain Unchanged!

Fri 20 June, 2025 02:10
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Air India's flight cuts after a tragic crash, mixing monster hunting wisdom with airline woes. image

Air India's Dreamliner Nightmare: Witchers' Perspective on a Wing and a Prayer

Wed 18 June, 2025 20:12
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Air India's woes after a tragic crash, safety inspections, and those blasted geopolitical tensions affecting the skies. image

Air India Grounded: A Witcher's Take on Flying Nightmares

Wed 18 June, 2025 20:12
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Geralt of Rivia analyzes Wedbush Securities' Dan Ives' AI ETF, questioning the true 'AI players' and the relentless pursuit of profit in the tech world. image

Toss a Coin to Your AIvestor: Witcher's Take on the Tech Boom

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:43
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The Witcher weighs in on jobless claims, housing woes, and AI shenanigans, because why not? image

Toss a Coin to Your Investor: Geralt's Take on Today's Market Mayhem

Wed 18 June, 2025 13:29
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New York City Comptroller Brad Lander's arrest by ICE agents sparks outrage, raising questions about power, politics, and the plight of immigrants. A Witcher investigates, naturally. image

Brad Lander's Brush with the Masked Men: A Witcher's Take on NYC Justice

Tue 17 June, 2025 20:19
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