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Elliott Investment Management takes a significant stake in HPE, eyeing a potential turnaround and increased shareholder value amid market undervaluation and a stalled Juniper Networks acquisition. image

Hewlett Packard Enterprise Stock is a Beast! Elliott's Stake Could Unleash a Witcher's Potion of Profit!

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:03
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Geralt of Rivia dissects Netflix's latest earnings report, finding humor and a touch of Witcher wisdom amidst the streaming giant's financial success. image

Netflix Just Did WHAT?! Shocking Numbers Revealed!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:17
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Technology stocks take a tumble as Nvidia and AMD face the music from Trump's tariff plans, signaling potential trouble for the chipmaking sector and the broader market. image

Tariffs Strike Again! Are Your Investments Safe From This Political Witcher?

Wed 16 April, 2025 18:13
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the strange phenomenon of humans panic-buying cars amidst tariff threats, a situation stranger than a noonwraith in broad daylight. image

Tariffs Driving Car Sales Bonanza or Impending Doom! A Witcher's Take!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:27
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the dollar's recent dip, while questioning experts and pondering the true value of coin, contracts, and maybe a Gwent card or two. image

Dollar Doomed or Just a Hiccup! Even a Witcher Needs Coin!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:30
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A Witcher's take on the recent U.S. Treasury market turmoil, exploring potential culprits and the implications of dwindling confidence in American policies. Yen anyone? image

Treasury Apocalypse Now! Is the US Economy About to Get Geralted?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 07:53
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British retailers fear a surge of cheap Chinese imports as U.S. tariffs redirect goods, potentially harming local businesses and creating an 'unfair marketplace'. image

Chinese Goods Invading Britain! Is Your Wallet Safe?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:12
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Bridgewater's Ray Dalio warns of potential economic disaster due to Trump's trade policies, debt, and global conflicts, prompting even this monster hunter to weigh in. image

Recession Looming? Even a Witcher Can Smell the Rotting Economy!

Sun 13 April, 2025 17:49
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Geralt of Rivia, monster hunter and financial analyst (sort of), deciphers Jim Cramer's predictions for the coming week, featuring banks, drugs, and enough White House drama to make a Witcher reach for the nearest bottle of White Gull. image

Cramer's Crystal Ball! Will Trump's Tweets or Netflix's Numbers Rule the Market?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 22:56
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Frontier Airlines' financial woes, demand drops, and uncertain skies ahead. Is this the end of cheap flights? image

Frontier Airlines Crashes and Burns! Even a Witcher Couldn't Save Their Profits!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:07
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