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The retail giant foresees price hikes due to tariffs, echoing the woes of Middle-earth's economic struggles under Sauron's gaze. image

A Shadow Looms Over Aisle Five: Walmart Warns of Rising Prices!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:56
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Foxconn's venture with HCL Group in India signals a significant shift in global semiconductor production, a move away from China amidst trade tensions and a bright future for India's tech aspirations. image

A New Power is Rising: Foxconn to Build Semiconductor Plant in India

Thu 15 May, 2025 09:11
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The stock brokerage platform eToro makes a splash on the Nasdaq, hinting at a possible resurgence of the IPO market, while navigating the treacherous waters of market volatility and crypto. image

Fly, You Fools! eToro's Nasdaq Debut Soars Higher Than a Balrog's Flame!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:12
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Gandalf the Grey analyzes the latest market movements: from UnitedHealth's unexpected woes to Coinbase's triumphant entry into the S&P 500, and Boeing's potential revival. A wizard's perspective on earthly economics. image

A Balrog of Bad News and a Beacon of Hope: Gandalf Reports on the Shire's Stocks!

Tue 13 May, 2025 15:43
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Honda's latest earnings report reveals a significant drop in operating profit, attributed to U.S. tariffs and global economic uncertainty, forcing the automotive giant to brace for further impact. image

A Shadow Falls on Honda: Tariffs Bite Deep and Profits Dwindle!

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:01
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the latest twist in the saga of drug prices, where Trump seeks to equalize costs with the world, leaving some experts skeptical and drugmakers in a bit of a hairy situation, much like a hobbit facing a Balrog. image

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost... But Big Pharma Might Be: Trump's New Drug Price Order

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:07
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Sources whisper of a luxurious gift from Qatar to Trump: a Boeing 747-8 jet, potentially as a replacement for the delayed Air Force One. Legal scholars sharpen their quills, and Gandalf sharpens his wit. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Trump Might Be Getting a Free Plane!

Sun 11 May, 2025 17:56
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the unsettling whispers from across the sea, where the very foundations of freedom tremble under the weight of a potential suspension of Habeas Corpus in the land of eagles. image

Ash Nazg Durbatulûk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul: One Writ to Bind Them All?

Fri 09 May, 2025 22:15
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the impending art auction showdown in New York, where a billion-dollar question hangs in the balance: will the art market rebound, or will it fade into the shadows? image

Not All That Glitters is Gold: Art Market Faces Billion-Dollar Test, Can It Pass?

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:06
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Despite a better-than-expected profit report, Affirm's future revenue forecast disappoints analysts, causing a dip in the stock market, as the winds of economic uncertainty howl across the land. image

A Shadow of Doubt? Affirm's Forecast Fails to Charm, Shares Stumble!

Thu 08 May, 2025 20:21
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